Could Bree be an alien or some other type of creature?

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spaciegirlreturn wrote:Just remember, they're people to...well...they have feel....be nice to the Gayliens, damnit!!
I don't think that we can feel safe being nice to them until we are sure of their plans.

Earth? Uranus? Some other celestial body? Perhaps they are interested in a moon? Perhaps some of you will bend to their will. I will not.
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ApotheosisAZ I would suggest that no one "bend" unless their back is to the wall. I'm not sure of their target is Uranus but I got a feeling it might be someones.

(sorry..it was just too easy! and it was right there)
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Due to Phorum Admin pressure, I will attempt a rebuttal to this alleged "evidence":

First of all Taig, that was obvious monkey baiting at best and grandstanding in a truly shameless manner. Hmmph. I should expected as much from you and your new lackey...I do respect your source of this current bit of information, it is indeed a prestigious publication and I have to at least concede you have done some impressive scholarly research. Darn you Taig, you are indeed a rapscallion and the scourge of my existence!

As for this "evidence" that DB and Joanus are indeed Galiens, I find your logic horribly flawed. As Jay annotated above, there are several KNOWN species of aliens and probably a lot more that are not know. Obviously you have damming evidence that at least some Aliens enjoy an alternative lifestyle (not that there is anything wrong with that) but I see no irrefutable evidence that ties our particular species of Aquatic (and possibly Zombie) based Aliens to the ones so luridly displayed in your post.

"Embracing" indeed, have you no shame Taig?

Added to this is your complete lack of direct linkage of your alleged Galiens to The Bookends themselves. This is the worst kind of phorum logic path that is so evident in so many threads here. 1 +1 =3 in Taigsville... Again. Shameless.

I also see no correlation to Celebrity Based Aliens or even the elusive American Idol sub-species that has reportedly been sighted.

I suppose you, or your new lapdog, will chime in with new "evidence" to support this longstanding agenda you have been pushing. In the interest of all dedicated phorum sleuths I ask you to provide quantitative evidence that you can use to connect the dots!

This is indeed a horrid turn of events :cry:.
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Taig wrote:ApotheosisAZ I would suggest that no one "bend" unless their back is to the wall.
Taig,

I fully agree. I don't think these "Galiens" will be happy until they see many of us on our knees. They can't be trusted.
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Suddenly this has turned from a reasonable and thoughtful examination of various theories to something else (what I am not sure). In the spirit of peacemaking, I suggest we keep it on topic. I will not attempt bashing anyone's theory (or theories). I just can't take seeing this thread and its contributors be torn apart.

To help everyone enjoy their time and feel that their research is worthwhile and respected, I suggest that this thread should be a discussion including (but not limited to):
  • gills
  • fish and other aquatic creatures and their kissing habits
  • aliens (known species- those immigrating to other Earth countries to build better lives for themselves and their families do not apply)
  • tattoos and their connections to the occult, watchers, gill and/or aliens
  • results of google searches involving terms such as Crowley, gills, aliens and tattoos
  • gremlins (which, I guess, no one but me seems to see any curious connections)
  • the anagram ENNOBLED HOOD (which interestingly enough also rearranges to NEED BLOOD, HON?- my punctuation added for emphasis)
Now, I am not the boss of anyone, so you need not take my suggestions (which are shared in the spirit of consideration). However, I will leave you with some words of wisdom that have helped me through troubling times:

Remember that a cromulent* argument demonstrates a noble spirit, and "a noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.*"
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I completely agree with you gogo :D

We are obviously witnessing a hostile threadjack in progress. Shameful that the person who started this thread (hee) had to step in and chastise us all to stay on topic. I warned all of you about that character Taig.

Back OT: Please share any gremlin based theories with us gogo. I am intrigued about how this may tie in to my ongoing Zombie research and it's relationship to the American Idol audience...
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CuriousGeorge wrote:Please share any gremlin based theories with us gogo. I am intrigued about how this may tie in to my ongoing Zombie
I'm close to a breakthrough, and I will be ready to share my findings soon. I am sure you will be pleased.
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Is this evidence of another Alien associatio?

I am happy to give credit to the one discovered this if he/she wants...but for now I'm borrowing the image and don't feel right disclosing his/her identity

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Taig wrote:Is this evidence of another Alien association?
I believe so. I discovered the Hung connection yesterday, however, I am still working on a clear, organized hypothesis.

The image is absolutely delightful. I can't get enough of that Hung!
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In the spirit intended by gogo's post to help bring us back on topic, even though she may not be the boss of me, I'd like to humbly apologize for steering the thread off course. In my own defense, I'd say the news headline containing the photo of the Galiens frightened me! I panicked.

Frankly, I'm surprised that no one else was fed up to the gills with my behavior. It was high time someone straightened me out. It was kind of her not to mention me by name.

I was struck by gogo's words of wisdom: Remember that a cromulent* argument demonstrates a noble spirit, and "a noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.*"

Is there any other way to achieve this nobility of spirit, gogo, that which "embiggens" the smallest man? Is there a topical ointment or other over-the-counter medication one can procure? (I'm not asking for my own sake, you understand. The Galiens in the photo could certainly use it, and they don't appear capable of "cromulent" argument. They don't appear to have any meat on them at all.)

I digress. Bree may very well be an alien, tattooed, aquatic, needing blood and living amongst gremlins.
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maybe Jonus is a gay alien from the planet Lavender

SOMEONE CRACKED THE MYSTERY
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watermelonhead, that is only the beginning

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watermelonhead, you really should read through the entire 10 pages of this analysis-pack thread, pouring over each and every compelling comment before jumping to such a significant conclusion.

Now, I am not being harsh with you, so don't take my upcoming comments as such. However, as a strong and intelligent womyn, I must point out that the galiens are only ONE piece of this puzzle. To unlock everything one must find the connection between gills, aquatic creatures' kissing habits, aliens, Zombies (thanks to CuriousGeorge, and I don't want to steal his thunder), tattoos, the anagram ENNOBLED HOOD (credit to Milowent), and gremlins (actually, back off of the gremlins research, pal- this is my area of expertise).) Oh, and don't forget the William Hung connection in addition to the myriad additional areas addressed in these 10 pages. One needs to provide a theory that connects the above elements to produce a cromulent theory that will fly in this sophisticated and reserach-based topic thread.

I am sure that Taig is satisfied with your comment, but I am still working on cracking this code. Therefore, I must end this reply and get back to my research.

And watermelonhead, if you have time, please try googling the terms "Aleister Crowley" and gremlins. If you do, I think you'll understand where I am coming from.

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Oh and APAZ, I was not directly scolding you in my post. You know that you are my favorite. Feel free to PM me, if you would like me to provide you with some good resources for "embiggenning" products for men (not that you need them or anything). But since you inquired, I want to help all God's creatures, great and small...
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Things are developing at a rapid pace lately.

I recently received a message from a very reliable source informing me that Bree is among other things a "Shape shifter" able to change her appearance at any time.

Evidence is provided here:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=o1ug16lH0WU

Dear God what next?
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Taig,
Thanks for sharing! This was a truly enjoyable piece of evidence. 8)
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Taig wrote:Things are developing at a rapid pace lately.

I recently received a message from a very reliable source informing me that Bree is among other things a "Shape shifter" able to change her appearance at any time.

Evidence is provided here:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=o1ug16lH0WU

Dear God what next?
lots for me to catch up on in this thread - the sleuthing is going swimmingly i think - but let me just comment that carmen electra doing lg15 is more bizarre than any theory we've come up with. hence, our theories are true.

oh, and gogo gets credit for the hung theory. i just had to spread the gospel.
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