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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:05 pm
by Jo_16_2
bye gypsy!
i dont know about explorer neither... i started using firefox a couple of months ago, much more safer
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:50 pm
by lonelyelendi
Jo_16_2 wrote:bye gypsy!
i dont know about explorer neither... i started using firefox a couple of months ago, much more safer
Opera is my fav.
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:52 pm
by Cloud_ax
Hi kenny!
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:08 pm
by lonelyelendi
Hey, I just wrote a monologue! Woot!
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:13 pm
by betz28
hello! everyone!
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:15 pm
by lonelyelendi
Hey betz!
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:18 pm
by betz28
how are you kenny???
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:18 pm
by lonelyelendi
I am good! I just wrote a monologue...seeing if anyone wants to read it for a youtube video...
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:19 pm
by colbertnationgirl
hi kenny, betz, and jo!
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:20 pm
by lonelyelendi
Anyone here able to do a New Yorker accent?
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:21 pm
by colbertnationgirl
not me.
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:23 pm
by lonelyelendi
cause I need someone to do this monologue...
(It doesn't have to be read by a man)
People
A short written by Kenneth Dale
Cast:
Man
[LIGHTS UP.]
Man: So, I’m walking down the street the other day, you know? I’m going to get on the D-train to go to downtown, yeah? And this…uh…this bum comes up and asks me for change. I mean, what the hell is that? Here I am, minding my own business and this wacko decides I’m John D. Freakin’ Rockefeller? But these freaks are everywhere now! They’re in the streets, they run the business’, hell, there’s even one living in the apartment above me! Ya just can’t get away! And the other day, oh my god, the other day I’m on the subway and this weird chick decides she is gonna tell me about her god-awful life! Every single pathetic detail! For 45 minutes I was stuck listening to the harpy go on and on and on and on and on…until I finally I get off on the wrong stop just to get away from her. Then of course, I find myself face to face with some creep sitting on the corner with his guitar! This jerkoff gives me the stink-eye cause I don’t give him no change! Who the hell does he think he is? Eric freakin’ Clapton? I think not! Oh, and then to top it all off, this old hag starts telling me that I need to smile more! She says [in a mocking, falsetto tone] You’re too pessimistic. You need to learn to enjoy life and be more optimistic! So I look at her and I say ‘Look, lady. My problem ain’t that I’m too pessimistic. My problem is that I think I am optimistic!’ I mean, I live in New York for Christ sake! People, eh?
[BLACKOUT.]
*The End*
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:25 pm
by colbertnationgirl
haha, thats awesome kenny!
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:25 pm
by lonelyelendi
Wanna take a stab at it?
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:26 pm
by colbertnationgirl
you don't want me to ruin it.