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Ziola wrote:Have I told you lately that I love you?

Kasdeja wrote: It's nice to bite the heads off cute duckies and bunnies.

AutoPilate wrote:Rod Stewart needs to get cancer. Now.

Kasdeja wrote:
I have easter sweet tarts. It's nice to bite the heads off cute duckies and bunnies. Especially when they are tartly sweet.

AutoPilate wrote:Eat pagan symbols for Christ!

AutoPilate wrote:Rod Stewart needs to get cancer. Now.

Ziola wrote:

Kasdeja wrote:
I have easter sweet tarts. It's nice to bite the heads off cute duckies and bunnies. Especially when they are tartly sweet.

Everyone laughs at me cuz I always eat the heads off stuff first. I tell them its so there's no suffering for the candy

AutoPilate wrote:Eat pagan symbols for Christ!

Eddie Izzard wrote:‘Cause Jesus I do think did exist, and he was, I think, a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi-type area, in the Nelson Mandela-type area, you know, relaxed and groovy; and the Romans thought, "Relaxed and groovy?! No, no, no, no, no!" So they murdered him. And kids eat chocolate eggs, because of the color of the chocolate, and the color of the... wood on the cross. Well, you tell me! It's got nothing to do with it, has it? You know, people going, "Remember, kids," the kids who're eating the chocolate eggs,


"Jesus died for your sins."

"Yeah, I know, it's great!”

“No, no no, it's bad, it's bad!”

“ No, it's bad! It's very bad. It's terrible! Whatever you want, just keep giving me these eggs."


And the bunny rabbits! Where do they come into the crucifixion? There were no bunny rabbits up on the hill going, "Hey, what, are you going to put those crosses in our warrens? We live below this hill, all right?" Bunny rabbits are for shagging, eggs are for fertility. It's a festival - it's the spring festival!

wintermute wrote:

AutoPilate wrote:Eat pagan symbols for Christ!

/me mutters something incoherent about the Catholic Church...

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Mirage wrote:/me mutters something pervy about eating a May Day pole cookie