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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:11 pm
by RedRevolver
OLD SCHOOL NINJA TURTLES, FO' SHO'!
(The Presidents of the United States of America:)
Kitties vs. Lumps vs. Some Postman vs. Peaches
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:33 pm
by RoseCrowley
peaches
Calling the fire department when there's no fire ?
vs.
Calling an ambulance when nobody's hurt?
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:35 pm
by RedRevolver
Mmmm...calling an ambulance when nobody is hurt.
Milk vs. Fruit Juice.
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:36 pm
by krisl003
strawberry milk!
bagels vs english muffins
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:38 pm
by RedRevolver
English muffins = crumpets, right?
Anyway, bagels.
Phonecall vs Text.
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:39 pm
by RoseCrowley
text
Being lost in the middle of the woods and wiping with poison ivy ?
vs.
Lying in the sun at a nude beach and getting a sun burn on your butt ?
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:42 pm
by krisl003
lying in the sun at a nude beach and getting a sun burn on my butt
sticking your hand in a bees nest vs standing on a fire ant hill
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:45 pm
by RoseCrowley
hmmm tough one... um...
hand in a bees nest
Wiping your butt with sandpaper
vs.
Blowing your nose with dirty underwear
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:47 pm
by krisl003
ick.. I would say sandpaper
tang vs. koolaid
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:52 pm
by RoseCrowley
koolaid kid all the way
Being in your house in 105 degree weather with no air conditioning or fan
vs.
Being in your house in 25 degree weather with no heater or fireplace
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:54 pm
by krisl003
25 degree weather so I can pile on a ton of clothes!
mexican food vs chinese food
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:59 pm
by RoseCrowley
mexican yo quiero taco bell!
Being bald all over and not being able to have a wig or scarf
vs.
Being hairy all over and not being able to shave or cut it off
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 5:02 pm
by krisl003
being bald
strawberry jelly vs grape jelly
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 5:08 pm
by colbertnationgirl
grape
peanut better vs. jam (or jelly)
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 5:24 pm
by RoseCrowley
jam
Getting Chinese nipple torture
vs.
Eating rabbit poop thinking it was raisenettes