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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:49 pm
by Jamesyboy
Evening all....

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:50 pm
by Cloud_ax
Jamesyboy wrote:Evening all....
word up!
its james!

hows it going, buddy??

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:51 pm
by Cloud_ax
and hi Jess!!!!!!

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:51 pm
by Sim7lizard
hey James!!!

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:52 pm
by Jamesyboy
Cloud_ax wrote:
Jamesyboy wrote:Evening all....
word up!
its james!

hows it going, buddy??
Things are fairly good people!!

Blocked sinuses causing toothache and ear ache and just finished a 16 hour shift but fairly cool apart from that....

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:54 pm
by lonelyelendi
Cloud_ax wrote:
lonelyelendi wrote:lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala! I am just taking a break from lying in bed watching tv...*sigh* I know! Talk about a stressful birthday, right?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That prompted me to write this:

[Throughout the skit, Bob remains completely calm in tone, unless otherwise noted.]

Bob: Hey man. I got a problem.

John: Woah there buddy, I’m gonna need you to calm down.

Bob: I am…

[John hits Bob with a large dead fish, interrupting Bob’s thought.]

Bob: What the f**k was that for?

John: I told you to calm down.

Bob: So you hit me in the face with a dead fish? That was totally…

[John hits Bob with the dead fish again, and again, interrupts his thought. Bob’s face remains turned sideways for several seconds, then he slowly turns it back to face John.]

Bob: Seriously, what the f**k are you doing?

John: Trying to calm you down. You are hysterical.

Bob: No I’m not.

John: Yes you are.

Bob: Dude, I just wanted to…

[John hits Bob in the face with the dead fish, yet again.]

Bob: That is it, you fucker. [Bob is now very angry. He takes the fish from John and rips it in two. He then pulls a knife out from his coat pocket and stabs John maliciously until John falls over dead. Bob continues stabbing him in a fit of anger. Soon, he realizes what he is doing and wipes the blood off of his face and stands up.] There, I feel much…

Woman: Calm down! [She hits Bob in the face with another dead fish.]






PS: Thanks Jess!

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:54 pm
by Cloud_ax
Jamesyboy wrote:
Cloud_ax wrote:
Jamesyboy wrote:Evening all....
word up!
its james!

hows it going, buddy??
Things are fairly good people!!

Blocked sinuses causing toothache and ear ache and just finished a 16 hour shift but fairly cool apart from that....
oh damn thats got to suck! how long have you had that??

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:55 pm
by Jess4298
Hi James!!! I hope you start to feel better soon!

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:55 pm
by Cloud_ax
lonelyelendi wrote:That prompted me to write this:

[Throughout the skit, Bob remains completely calm in tone, unless otherwise noted.]

Bob: Hey man. I got a problem.

John: Woah there buddy, I’m gonna need you to calm down.

Bob: I am…

[John hits Bob with a large dead fish, interrupting Bob’s thought.]

Bob: What the f**k was that for?

John: I told you to calm down.

Bob: So you hit me in the face with a dead fish? That was totally…

[John hits Bob with the dead fish again, and again, interrupts his thought. Bob’s face remains turned sideways for several seconds, then he slowly turns it back to face John.]

Bob: Seriously, what the f**k are you doing?

John: Trying to calm you down. You are hysterical.

Bob: No I’m not.

John: Yes you are.

Bob: Dude, I just wanted to…

[John hits Bob in the face with the dead fish, yet again.]

Bob: That is it, you f***er. [Bob is now very angry. He takes the fish from John and rips it in two. He then pulls a knife out from his coat pocket and stabs John maliciously until John falls over dead. Bob continues stabbing him in a fit of anger. Soon, he realizes what he is doing and wipes the blood off of his face and stands up.] There, I feel much…

Woman: Calm down! [She hits Bob in the face with another dead fish.]

PS: Thanks Jess!
.... :shock:
:smt046

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:56 pm
by Jamesyboy
Jess4298 wrote:Hi James!!! I hope you start to feel better soon!
Cheers Jess!! Had it on and off for a few weeks now. Seems to come on more in the evening for some reason.

Hey ho. Mustn't grumble....

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:00 pm
by Cloud_ax
i also hope you feel better soon james!

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:01 pm
by Jamesyboy
So have I missed anything in the last couple of days?!

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:02 pm
by Cloud_ax
Jamesyboy wrote:So have I missed anything in the last couple of days?!
sim got shot.
other than that not much.........

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:02 pm
by Jess4298
Jamesyboy wrote:Cheers Jess!! Had it on and off for a few weeks now. Seems to come on more in the evening for some reason.

Hey ho. Mustn't grumble....
Not good at all! Nothing you can take to help? Drink perhaps? ;)
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:02 pm
by Jess4298
Cloud_ax wrote:
Jamesyboy wrote:So have I missed anything in the last couple of days?!
sim got shot.
other than that not much.........
*waits for reaction*