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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:05 pm
by tricky-ticky-tavi
*calling parents to let them know i am FINALLY the doctor daughter they always wanted*
(even if Dr. TTT sounds llike a naughty nurse type stripper)
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:27 pm
by Spades
I'm a doctor of journalism, I should come.
(Reference to my av)
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:21 pm
by giddeanx
Lets go back to the cookie analogy.
Are we saying the chocolate chips are morsels of plot in the cookie we will call LG15. And instead of vacuum between the points we have tasty, but ultimately unsatisfying filler. The more filler pumped into our cookie the less the flavor of the chips can come out. We can also assume that at some point if enough filler is pumped in that will not be able to be taste the flavor of the morsels at all.
Is this where we are now, is this why we cannot find a plot let alone see if it has walnuts in it?
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:23 pm
by cup o' noodles
And, if we consume too much chocolate (filler) we can get sick and vomit all over the place (basically smack talk the crappy filler videos in video comments and posts to the video topic here on the forums).
Heehee.
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:28 pm
by Ziola
*blowing on freshly painted nails*
Ok, so like, what you are saying is that there is not now, nor was there ever a plot, right? So we are like totally just watching filler vid after filler vid. It seems to have turned into a vicious little circle from which I cannot see any escape. I feel like a mouse on a wheel.
Oh, and like some people called to talk to you, but my nails were wet and I couldn't write it down so I told them to totally call back later.
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:39 pm
by cup o' noodles
Love it.
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:40 pm
by giddeanx
Ziola wrote:*blowing on freshly painted nails*
Ok, so like, what you are saying is that there is not now, nor was there ever a plot, right? So we are like totally just watching filler vid after filler vid. It seems to have turned into a vicious little circle from which I cannot see any escape. I feel like a mouse on a wheel.
Oh, and like some people called to talk to you, but my nails were wet and I couldn't write it down so I told them to totally call back later.
Exactly to counteract what has happened you would almost need an Oceans 11 type plot dump to make the cookie a chocolate chip instead of a sugar. If tried it at this point however you may just end up with a peanut butter blossom.
Never really combining the filler and the plot in a cohesive structure.
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:44 pm
by Ziola
*applying lipstick*
Maybe we should just make a cake?
ETA: Or perhaps a nice trifle?
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:57 pm
by giddeanx
Ziola wrote:*applying lipstick*
Maybe we should just make a cake?
Would be appropriate considering the news.
I just noticed you're signature. (I must be blind).
OMG CONGRATULATIONS WOOT!!!!
I'm stuck on cookies for a couple of reasons. Everyone will try a cookie. Because we know there is a large list of acceptible mistakes, to dry, to soft, not sweet enough on and on. There are only a few cases (such as missing ingredients) that we will spit out the cookie. We will even sometimes eat a raisin cookie even if it was labeled a chocolate chip cookie. (We will be upset and complain but we will "eat around" the raisins). We don't even get too upset when people mix up classic ideas (Like nuts in a chocolate chip cookie. Definate "eat around" material.) We will try exotic flavors of cookies, not because we might know the chef, its just because it is what it is. A cookie yum.
Everyone also knows how this cookie they enjoyed could be better. A little more this , a little more that, that would be good dipped in chocolate (what wouldn't). People then will go home and try to make thier own perfect cookie. Which someone else will then enjoy and criticize.
It is really a perfect comparison.
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:31 pm
by ghost_of_kenny
Here is the press release I plan to release on monday, please read it and make sure it is to all of your satisfaction:
Hello, my name is Dr. Kenny Elendi and today is Monday, July 2nd, 2007, and I am officially announcing the opening of the Elendi-Waffle Lonelistic Physics Research Institute. Our purpose is to research the physics behind the happenings in this our breeniverse, and hopefully find explanations for the lack of plot therein. Our staff currently includes the following esteemed scientists:
Dr. Kenny Elendi - Research Director
Dr. Skunk Waffle - Co-Research Director
Dr. Hey Aja - Assistant Research Director/Official Hawtie
Dr. Marla Singer - Assistant Research Director/Official Hawtie
Dr. Trainer 101 - Assistant Research Director
Dr. Winter Mute - Director of Quantum Lonelistic Physics Research
Dr. Deagol - Director of Relativistic Lonelistic Physics Research
Dr. Giddeanx - Director of Theoretical Lonelistic Physics Research
Dr. Cup O. Noodles - Research Assistant
Dr. T.T.T. - Research Assistant
Other staff includes:
Ms. Ziola - Big-breasted Moron Receptionist
Mr. Cloud Ax – Public Relations Representative
If you are interested in joining our team, please contact me via this YouTube account and include your credentials.
Currently, our work is focusing on studying when and how the plot collapsed, and whether there was ever a plot to begin with. One prevailing theory is that the breeniverse is like chocolate chip cookie dough; we all desire those delicious chocolately morsels, but we eat the semi-sweet, albeit much less satisfying dough filler in order to get to those chocolate chips, and as the cookie dough expands we find ourselves eating more and more of that “filler” and fewer and fewer of the plot morsels we so desire. Another theory is that there simply never was a plot.
We do not yet have a definitive answer, but we are still searching hard. As break-throughs occur, I will release information via this YouTube account. Please check it often as there may be an important break-through. Thank you.
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:02 pm
by cup o' noodles
Sweet, where's this gonna be? I'm gonna be gone on Monday (and for two weeks after) so can someone send me a link to this while I'm gone? Like PM it to me or something?
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:06 pm
by ghost_of_kenny
cup o' noodles wrote:Sweet, where's this gonna be? I'm gonna be gone on Monday (and for two weeks after) so can someone send me a link to this while I'm gone? Like PM it to me or something?
I will be posting it on our Youtube account. I will send you a link.
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:23 pm
by cup o' noodles
Awesome, thanks.
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:08 pm
by Cloud_ax
Ziola wrote:
Oh, and like some people called to talk to you, but my nails were wet and I couldn't write it down so I told them to totally call back later.
you're awesome
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:43 pm
by Skunkwaffle
Okay I'm going to try to isolate and observe a plot quark and map its behavior. If I can determine all the forces that are at work on it, maybe I can come up with a Unified Theory of Ploticle Physics.