I wouldn't go that far...CriticalThinking wrote:Critical Thinking's Ode to Twinkies
Oh Twinkie, Twinkie
I love you oh so much!
More than Zebra Cakes or Poptarts
Or a lover's touch
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Wow, CT! You're good! Twinkies in between my mattress!horcruxes wrote:*snaps*CriticalThinking wrote:Critical Thinking's Ode to Twinkies
Oh Twinkie, Twinkie
I love you oh so much!
More than Zebra Cakes or Poptarts
Or a lover's touch
Spongey on the outside
Light fluffy filling
Do I know what's in it?
No, and I'm not willing
Twinkies for the rich
Twinkies for the poor
Twinkies inbetween my matresses
Twinkies on the floor
Twinkies are the bomb
So you better represent
Twinkies so delicious
They must be heaven sent.
LMAO
beautiful. i loved it.
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Wow. Curiously enough, this sounds very familiar...Sheikh Gomelez wrote:
No, the teeth thing. You might want to look up the Apache tale of Killer-of-Monsters and the Vagina Girls.
An actual myth, btw.
With teeth. And how to make sure there's no biting.
One of my favorite myths. Pretty humorous.
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No biting...that'd be scary.Sheikh Gomelez wrote:No, the teeth thing. You might want to look up the Apache tale of Killer-of-Monsters and the Vagina Girls.
An actual myth, btw.
With teeth. And how to make sure there's no biting.
One of my favorite myths. Pretty humorous.

That's very interesting...and odd...
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Sorry, Rae. Not as-of-yet. I'll keep looking (or at least start).rachelalexis wrote:BRB, quick dinner with the roommate! (She made too much food)
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I sent it in a PM, BK.Broken Kid wrote:No biting...that'd be scary.Sheikh Gomelez wrote:No, the teeth thing. You might want to look up the Apache tale of Killer-of-Monsters and the Vagina Girls.
An actual myth, btw.
With teeth. And how to make sure there's no biting.
One of my favorite myths. Pretty humorous.
That's very interesting...and odd...
Feel free to share with the group.

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Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.
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Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.
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Cool! I love stuff like that. How do you find these things so quick, or are you just really really smart? 'Cuz we burn smart people around here! 'Dat's right, burn 'em! Cuz 'dere witches!Sheikh Gomelez wrote:I sent it in a PM, BK.
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I have varied interests, is all.Broken Kid wrote:Cool! I love stuff like that. How do you find these things so quick, or are you just really really smart? 'Cuz we burn smart people around here! 'Dat's right, burn 'em! Cuz 'dere witches!Sheikh Gomelez wrote:I sent it in a PM, BK.
Feel free to share with the group.
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Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.