Could she be Scientologist?

LauraLinnShulsey · Post by **LauraLinnShulsey** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:01 pm

I was reading another topic where everyone was discussing whether Bree might be a MLM. Well, I was just watching this video on YouTube :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcHlu5IuaIQ&NR

In this video is says that Aliester Crowley was a good friend of the man who "founded" Scientology and that the cross that is their symbol is really a satanic cross from one of Crowley's Tarot cards. I think this may mean she is a Scientologist.

Sfonzarelli · Post by **Sfonzarelli** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:38 pm

Copypasta time

Sfonzarelli wrote:
camo1000 wrote:L Ron hung around a bit with Aleister Crowley, hence how i found this.

(1) Could Bree's super-secret religion infact be Scientology? (One of the most secretive religions there is)
WRONG

1. I don't think Crowley and Hubbard were ever in the same room together. Hubbard and Jack Parsons were friends at one point (Jack Parsons was awesome, btw) before Hubbard screwed him over.
2. Bree's religion can't be Scientology, at least not what is known about orthodox Scientology. Bree would not have been selected for a ceremony, she would have risen in the ranks of the organizations by attending various classes and workshops in which she'd have to invest money to get into. There would be no references to things like Egyptian gods because Scientologists think the gods of other religions are residue from alien brainwashing. There would be no shrine to Crowley and no unicursal hexigrams on this site because Hubbard denounced hermetic occultism when he put his awesome little scam into action, claiming he was a government agent sent to monitor Parson's evil black magic, or something stupid and made up like that. She would not be doing yoga and learning Enochian, (Scientologists would probably say that the angels who John Dee was channeling didn't really exist and were just the psychic residue of ghost aliens) she would be fiddling with an e-meter and geting "audited".
3. Scientology is not the most secretive religion there is. If it was really that secret, you would have never heard of it. Just like....

...nevermind, nothing.

kisselle · Post by **kisselle** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:12 pm

ALL ABOARD the Xenu Express.

Take a ticket, take a seat.

WHAT, you didn't pay the $110, 440 for your ticket to the next station???

Noooo problem, we have a very special job just for you to work it off, baby, WORK IT OFF!!!

Choo Choo.

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:45 am

No matter how many times we bring up issues that have been hacked into to death...it still won't make them true.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:23 am

¡Ja-ja! ¡Soy un Cientólogo!

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:25 am

AutoPilate wrote:
¡Ja-ja! ¡Soy un Cientólogo!

LauraLinnShulsey · Post by **LauraLinnShulsey** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:21 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrzIaRwAMvc

You have to watch that, it hilarious!