[Archive II] Daniel, ma belle

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Fri May 11, 2007 5:38 pm

What do you think Mary's reaction will be when she sees my signature?

Chelseyrl · Post by **Chelseyrl** » Fri May 11, 2007 5:43 pm

Kassia, she was imitating you.

Chelseyrl · Post by **Chelseyrl** » Fri May 11, 2007 5:46 pm

PolkadotConfederation wrote:I'm not good enough for you?

longlostposter wrote:Kassia, why don't you have me in your signature? Am I not good enough for you?

PolkadotConfederation · Fri May 11, 2007 5:48 pm

Yeah...I got that.

I just wasn't sure...because sarcasm doesn't tend to come through in writing.

oh yes.

george is my chicken luvvvaaaa.

Chelseyrl · Post by **Chelseyrl** » Fri May 11, 2007 5:49 pm

OMG KASSIA IS THE CHICKENF**KER!

PolkadotConfederation · Fri May 11, 2007 5:52 pm

Chelseyrl wrote:OMG KASSIA IS THE CHICKENF**KER!

omfg I guess I am!!!!!!!

Chelseyrl · Post by **Chelseyrl** » Fri May 11, 2007 5:59 pm

Haha, do you realize what I'm referencing?

PolkadotConfederation · Fri May 11, 2007 6:03 pm

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Fri May 11, 2007 6:04 pm

I can't wait to hear this.

Chelseyrl · Post by **Chelseyrl** » Fri May 11, 2007 6:07 pm

Chickenlover" is the 16th episode of Comedy Central's animated series South Park. It originally aired on May 20, 1998.

In this episode, a pervert is molesting chickens in town. When Officer Barbrady starts the investigation, he is confronted with his inability to read. He resigns in shame and anarchy immediately breaks out. Barbrady is put into the boys' class to learn to read. Meanwhile, the "Chickenlover" (as he is euphemistically called, as the adults do not think it would be socially appropriate to call the attacker "Chickenf**ker") strikes again.

Officer Barbrady's book report on Go, Dog, Go! gives him an A and he starts to enjoy the school life a little too much. Mayor McDaniels forces him to learn reading more quickly to solve the case. He promotes the four boys to deputies to help him in his task. From then on, Cartman patrols the town on his tricycle, enforcing his own brand of justice and dealing violently with those who fail to respect his "authoritah". Cartman also pulls a lot of people over and uses the lines "Sir, could you step out of the car" and "You will respect my Authoritah!". He then proceeds to hit the person in the shin with a night stick. Meanwhile, Barbrady put some clues together by reading some children's books. When he almost gives up, the boys keep up his spirits.

The molester is finally caught in the petting zoo, and turns out to be the Book Mobile driver. He plotted this all along to encourage Barbrady to learn to read. He gives Barbrady a copy of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged, and Barbrady tells the children he will curl up in bed with a good book, after which the Barnaby Jones theme tune plays as Barbrady gives the children the thumbs up. He remains, seemingly unable to move, in this position as the children walk away.

Atlas Shrugged convinces Barbrady that reading "totally sucks ass." In the end, he swears never to read again.

At the end of the episode, the Barnaby Jones theme tune again plays, and still shots of the parade are shown, including Kenny's death.

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Fri May 11, 2007 6:08 pm

Oh, no. I've died and gone to hell!

Mary probably won't be here tonight or tomorrow night. She's gonna be partying.

Chelseyrl · Post by **Chelseyrl** » Fri May 11, 2007 6:09 pm

I have to empty the dishwasher and go get some food. Be back in like... a half hour.

PolkadotConfederation · Fri May 11, 2007 6:14 pm

Chelseyrl wrote:Chickenlover" is the 16th episode of Comedy Central's animated series South Park. It originally aired on May 20, 1998.

In this episode, a pervert is molesting chickens in town. When Officer Barbrady starts the investigation, he is confronted with his inability to read. He resigns in shame and anarchy immediately breaks out. Barbrady is put into the boys' class to learn to read. Meanwhile, the "Chickenlover" (as he is euphemistically called, as the adults do not think it would be socially appropriate to call the attacker "Chickenf**ker") strikes again.

Officer Barbrady's book report on Go, Dog, Go! gives him an A and he starts to enjoy the school life a little too much. Mayor McDaniels forces him to learn reading more quickly to solve the case. He promotes the four boys to deputies to help him in his task. From then on, Cartman patrols the town on his tricycle, enforcing his own brand of justice and dealing violently with those who fail to respect his "authoritah". Cartman also pulls a lot of people over and uses the lines "Sir, could you step out of the car" and "You will respect my Authoritah!". He then proceeds to hit the person in the shin with a night stick. Meanwhile, Barbrady put some clues together by reading some children's books. When he almost gives up, the boys keep up his spirits.

The molester is finally caught in the petting zoo, and turns out to be the Book Mobile driver. He plotted this all along to encourage Barbrady to learn to read. He gives Barbrady a copy of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged, and Barbrady tells the children he will curl up in bed with a good book, after which the Barnaby Jones theme tune plays as Barbrady gives the children the thumbs up. He remains, seemingly unable to move, in this position as the children walk away.

Atlas Shrugged convinces Barbrady that reading "totally sucks ass." In the end, he swears never to read again.

At the end of the episode, the Barnaby Jones theme tune again plays, and still shots of the parade are shown, including Kenny's death.

longlostposter · Post by **longlostposter** » Fri May 11, 2007 6:14 pm

Why are my posts being ignored?

PolkadotConfederation · Fri May 11, 2007 6:15 pm

longlostposter wrote:Oh, no. I've died and gone to hell!

Mary probably won't be here tonight or tomorrow night. She's gonna be partying.

Did Mary tell you that?