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Eric wrote:
Luv2Skydive wrote:One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
That sounds a lot like a deep thought by Jack Handy. :D
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Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it's made up of two separate words — "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
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Personal fave:

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
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"Nice piece of coaching, Jimmy. I especially liked that move in the fifth inning when you scratched your balls for an hour."
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"Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future."
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nobackspacebutton wrote:"Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future."

I like it, who said that?
But you can call me chisa chan.... or cheese.

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agent_fondue wrote:
nobackspacebutton wrote:"Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future."

I like it, who said that?
I'm really not sure. I read it online a long time ago and its always stayed with me.
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nobackspacebutton wrote:
agent_fondue wrote:
nobackspacebutton wrote:"Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future."

I like it, who said that?
I'm really not sure. I read it online a long time ago and its always stayed with me.

Hmmm, well I really like it. i believe I will let it stay with me as well.
But you can call me chisa chan.... or cheese.

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agent_fondue wrote:
nobackspacebutton wrote:"Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future."
I like it, who said that?
Yeah, but it's not as good as my half-hour of ball-scratching quote.
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AutoPilate wrote:
agent_fondue wrote:
nobackspacebutton wrote:"Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future."
I like it, who said that?
Yeah, but it's not as good as my half-hour of ball-scratching quote.
I must have missed that one.
But you can call me chisa chan.... or cheese.

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"There is no backspace button in life."

:P
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nobackspacebutton wrote:"There is no backspace button in life."

:P
yea, but there's alot of masking tape in it =P
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LesterG wrote:
nobackspacebutton wrote:"There is no backspace button in life."

:P
yea, but there's alot of masking tape in it =P

:shock: You've changed my perspective.
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There's always fire.
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nobackspacebutton wrote:
LesterG wrote:
nobackspacebutton wrote:"There is no backspace button in life."

:P
yea, but there's alot of masking tape in it =P

:shock: You've changed my perspective.
that's what we do to each other BA :P
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