Title: Beach Bum posted by lonelygirl15 on 2007-03-17 21:03:28

FFFIIIIRRRSSSTTTT!!!!1111!!!!111!! *kisses WO* *waves at GF* *waves at Perky* *meep*
by Dream on 2007-03-08 16:49:02

FFffFfFFFIiiIIIIrrRRRrrSSSssTTT111!!!! *kisses Dream* *salutes the General* *meep*!!
by WatchingOne on 2007-03-08 16:49:07

fiiirst!
by gemmas flatmate on 2007-03-08 16:49:08

first
by sarahboo on 2007-03-08 16:49:08

FFFFFiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssstttttttttttttttttttttttttttt! http://lg15today.blogspot.com/
by modelmotion on 2007-03-08 16:49:26

AHA! FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (or third/seventh/twelfth?)
by ardra42 on 2007-03-08 16:49:26

A FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by EricaRocks on 2007-03-08 16:49:42

FFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *salutes the general* *MEEP*
by Perky on 2007-03-08 16:49:50

omg asif you got first when you wrote an essay!!! well done dream but... *throws mud at dream and pouts*
by sarahboo on 2007-03-08 16:49:56

cool top whatever.
by sambamownsyou on 2007-03-08 16:50:06

Dammit Dream! How the hell do you do that???
by Perky on 2007-03-08 16:50:11

FFIIIIRRSSSTT!!! meep
by becky on 2007-03-08 16:50:17

WoooooW
by FreeStyler on 2007-03-08 16:50:03

Lucky Dream! But I got number 7! Amazing!!!!
by EricaRocks on 2007-03-08 16:50:21

Yay I like how they come out at a time i can catch them:D
by StandingInLine on 2007-03-08 16:50:34

Not first! Holy cow!
by AestheticOfDecay on 2007-03-08 16:50:58

KINAD FFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT
by Opladybug on 2007-03-08 16:51:21

*ducks sarahboo's mud balls* Eyyy!!!! SEVENTH TIME FIRST!!!! General, where are you!!! I want my medal of honor!!!
by Dream on 2007-03-08 16:51:28

worf
by supasamurai on 2007-03-08 16:51:32

fiiiinally it let's me get on this page. And finally Daniel gets to do something fun for a change!! yay DB!
by blackitty on 2007-03-08 16:52:15

i had it on 3 tabs on firefox and still wasnt first, grrrrrr..lmao. *watches video on revver*
by sarahboo on 2007-03-08 16:52:19

Oh, Dream and WO are first and second-first, how cute.
by AestheticOfDecay on 2007-03-08 16:52:21

443 EricaRocks (send note) Says: March 8th, 2007 at 4:14 pm Without DB? Is that a hint? What a weird vid.
by EricaRocks on 2007-03-08 16:52:40

25th?
by RaeRae on 2007-03-08 16:53:09

HONORARY FIRRRRRSSSSTTTT!!!!! (It figures I had to take a bathroom break!)
by highlands on 2007-03-08 16:53:10

The vid is hilarious! "... eventually!" And the hot Auntie? Oh yeah, we're out of the love triangle zone, yay! And yes, bitter and bitter definitely need the Danielbeast! Hooray for team DB!
by Dream on 2007-03-08 16:53:45

omg Daniel is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo into Jona's aunt. HOT did he say? How hot is HELL?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
by modelmotion on 2007-03-08 16:53:46

The "semester at sea" program that Daniel mentioned Jonas' aunt attended in high school caught my attention. That's a real program! The one I knew about (and was seriously considering applying to in college - now I wish I had, but had trouble fitting my coursework around it - doh!), was a run out of Woodshole, Massachusetts. There was some coursework on land followed by several weeks sailing on a tallship doing navigation, ocean science, etc.! Awesome. www.sea.edu I think this may be the program Daniel is talking about. Here is an article that talks about these kinds of programs (with links to a couple of others that look quite different): www.collegeview.com/articles/CV/campuslife/semester_at_sea.html Here is another program with tall sailing ships, this one out of Florida: www.seamester.com This one looks like a cruise ship: www.semesteratsea.com
by QtheC on 2007-03-08 16:53:47

Wow I am too excited about being here so quickly. Ok. Thoughts on video?
by EricaRocks on 2007-03-08 16:53:48

This reference to Jonas' aunt as learning how to sail may be a connection to the description Mesh gave of an early Bree-precursor character he wrote named Cassie whose hippy parents did not send her to school, but taught her to sail. You can read more about it here: LG15 Today, Mixed Media show #1 - notes lg15today.blogspot.com/2007/03/mixed-media-show-1-notes.html
by QtheC on 2007-03-08 16:54:08

DANIELBEAST!!! i am not impressed...you cant like his aunt you just cant!! *pouts*
by sarahboo on 2007-03-08 16:55:17

22 AestheticofDecay, now what does it say about us that I'm first? *ducks*
by Dream on 2007-03-08 16:55:19

I know this make absolutely no sense, but what the heck... Please, please let Gemma be Jonas' aunt!
by QtheC on 2007-03-08 16:55:20

The Beast has a little crush already!
by AestheticOfDecay on 2007-03-08 16:55:35

Whoa! New Vid! I think they may have "made up" if you know what i mean lol
by belu214 on 2007-03-08 16:55:56

30 YEA i notice those connections to Mesh on MIXED MEDIA 2!!!
by modelmotion on 2007-03-08 16:56:02

hahaha i love this carefree daniel - he doesn't need to get caught up in all that drama. i don't think he should make a big thing of his crush on jonas' aunt though; i don't know how receptive jonas would be to daniel having the hots for her!
by brownpurse on 2007-03-08 16:56:11

Um... While The Daniel is away.....
by Whosez on 2007-03-08 16:56:38

Ladies always come FIRST!!! in my book....
by WatchingOne on 2007-03-08 16:58:39

even in my totally Jonas-is-innocent world, an aunt so close in age to them is suspicious
by EricaRocks on 2007-03-08 16:58:49

The "semester at sea" thing made me think of Scientology, for some reason. You know how L. Ron Hubbard had a (mother)ship, and that's where he lived when he got all paranoid...
by ardra42 on 2007-03-08 16:58:54

32 Dream: well, if it's anything like any other male-female relationship, he better get used to being second, and the sooner the better! :P
by AestheticOfDecay on 2007-03-08 16:59:16

That plus she's damned quick on that computer of hers....
by WatchingOne on 2007-03-08 16:59:24

well DB i luv ur style!!!!
by Lill240 on 2007-03-08 17:00:05

Hello everyone. Top 50! *meep*
by fruity on 2007-03-08 17:00:10

Not easily distracted either...
by WatchingOne on 2007-03-08 17:00:11

yes they do WO, heheh I think i want jonas and bree to get together, i dunno why. what will happen in the next video? i want action!
by sarahboo on 2007-03-08 17:00:39

39 WatchingOne: Yes, and the only way to keep any dignity is to keep up the pretense that it's by choice.
by AestheticOfDecay on 2007-03-08 17:00:46

Okay ladies get ready: When the aunt appears, it sounds like she’ll be a female version of Jonas. Looking forward to that! Creators, do you take requests? I’ll take one tall statuesque brunette please, with a side of extra spicy attitude. I’ll take my order “to go”, thanks. ;-) (This was a repost since I put the original comment with the wrong video.)
by Paulo on 2007-03-08 17:01:15

43 WO, hehe, yes, I am. 42 AoD, not commenting on that one (even though we all know it's true...) ;)
by Dream on 2007-03-08 17:01:51

I like that Daniel is talking about wanting to be a film maker, and about Jonas' aunt being seriously into photography with a snazzy camera ... means we are in for some fancier videos and this is the excuse? very clever, sneaky Creators... got some new toys probably...
by QtheC on 2007-03-08 17:02:07

FFFFFIIIIRRRSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!
by tshindon on 2007-03-08 17:02:20

It looks very much like one of the beaches where they shot an episode of the O.C. :O lolz. xyz
by Jinxy007 on 2007-03-08 17:02:54

meeping FIIIRSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT!11!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!! *salutes the General*
by nylon on 2007-03-08 17:03:14

AestheticOfDecay (send note) Says: March 8th, 2007 at 5:00 pm 39 WatchingOne: Yes, and the only way to keep any dignity is to keep up the pretense that it’s by choice. LOL...yeah, she beat me fair and square....I'll get her next time (I think...)
by WatchingOne on 2007-03-08 17:03:21

THE AUNT??? http://www.nowinla.com/member.asp?id=100203920
by modelmotion on 2007-03-08 17:04:54

Hey, don't the creators pay these 3 for filming themselves on the run? And with "The Human Ransom"... ...the creators ARE the Order!!! And with the Order is paying Bree, Daniel, and Jonas, they ARE part of the Order! So why are they putting up these videos? To recruit us? Start their own religion to take over the world? Dun, dun, dun! Ultimate plot-twist! Yay, creators! The joke is on us!
by DoubleG on 2007-03-08 17:04:55

I love DanielBeast. Especially the "see how 'bitter' and 'bitterer' are getting along", haha.
by jenni on 2007-03-08 17:05:57

Is HotJonas Bitterer?
by EricaRocks on 2007-03-08 17:08:50

Wow, for ONCE I liked DB in a video. Nice job.
by KT (stardust87) on 2007-03-08 17:09:20

woo top 100!
by Penguuin on 2007-03-08 17:10:25

Daniel better quit going out by himself or he might get snatched again.
by Staceydyan on 2007-03-08 17:11:31

i just wanna get back to my roots...hahaha, oh daniel...i love ya! great video!
by lively551 on 2007-03-08 17:11:58

haha, he has the hots for jonas's aunt!
by CranberryApple on 2007-03-08 17:12:43

new vid! top 100!
by murdock_cb on 2007-03-08 17:14:10

Not fffiiiirrrrsssttt!!!111!!!1 But that was a good video. I love Daniel in a non-fangirlish way.
by kallekelly on 2007-03-08 17:15:32

I think the "driftyness" of this movie and the last must be in part a function of the camera running a "stabilize" routine to remove jitter...
by QtheC on 2007-03-08 17:15:42

Daniel is going to go back and Jonas and Bree are going to be making out on the couch. haha i'm just kidding. but daniel really shouldn't do close ups...his mouth just doesn't look...decent. and #33 if gemma was jonas' aunt wouldn't he notice by the pictures if he already thinks she's cute?
by hopelessbliever on 2007-03-08 17:17:21

lol! to bad you dont get paid to make these videos! oh, wait a second........ for some reason i keep thinking of actors when i watch this. wierd
by yoshi8710 on 2007-03-08 17:18:02

Is it just me or is water / the sea playing a big part in this whole story. What with the swimming video, Jonas' parent's dying when out at sea, one of the cassieiswatching vids and now Beast wanting to sail out to sea??
by maryak on 2007-03-08 17:18:02

So what does Daniel Find when he gets back to the house??? Are they gone with signs of a struggle? Does he recruit Jonas"s Aunt into the passive agressive crime fighters club??? Only time will tell. I am deffinately hoping for some eye candy for guys for no other reason than it will bring out the verbal knives on the comments board from all the threatened Jonas and Daniel stalkers. ;) Nothing makes a woman hated more than being pretty and next to a man other women find attractive. :)
by Toad on 2007-03-08 17:18:12

will we get a new interesting love triangle? oooohhh. i certainly hope so. get to shake things up a bit. *shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake yo booty, shake yo booty*** haha anyways. please creators new people and new love interests that actually go somewhere would be much appreciated. Yay for hopefulness!
by summersweety210 on 2007-03-08 17:20:42

Next thing we know, we'll be seeing the LG15 documentary on DVD by DB. I'd buy it :)
by blackitty on 2007-03-08 17:20:52

aye.. Daniel.. creeps me out in this vid but it was very entertaining...
by LeCatcher on 2007-03-08 17:25:14

“If you had free pay-per-view, would you tell the cable company?” LOVE IT!!!
by ardra42 on 2007-03-08 17:26:11

I really wish they would get to the bottom of this story so I could move on with my life instead of dragging it on with lame vids of DB trying to not be the lame-o that he is without Bree.
by dmcooney on 2007-03-08 17:27:00

Right on, new love interest for Danny B. He'll fall for Jonas' Aunt and Bree will be guilt free when her and Jonas do the nasty. No more third wheel syndrome, everyone gets laid, everyone is happy, all is forgiven, on to the next plot twist....................... Daniel really does need to get laid.
by Gozer_1 on 2007-03-08 17:29:11

I like sardonic Daniel. ;)
by QtheC on 2007-03-08 17:29:21

Ok, this has been bugging me. If all of a sudden Jonas now has an aunt that he says they can trust and all, where has she been? His whole story is that he is the orphan boy, alone in his house with his nanny as his legal guardian and spending holidays alone. That just doesn't make sense if he's had this trustworthy aunt in the wings.
by ginger on 2007-03-08 17:36:57

re 28: (semester at sea post) Here is the high school program at SEA: www.sea.edu/academics/program_highschoolprograms.asp But what Daniel describes in the video sounds more like the undergraduate program: www.sea.edu/academics/index.asp Gah, if you can manage the time/money to go on these, you should DO IT!
by QtheC on 2007-03-08 17:37:05

forgot to add: cool vid.
by ginger on 2007-03-08 17:37:49

68- exactly what i was going to say about DB's mouth. those are some large teeth. maybe when DB gets back jonas will have tied bree up and then abandoned them. how's that for bitterer lol
by maimeahiki on 2007-03-08 17:39:17

79; Daniel says that Jonas' aunt isn't much older than them, meaning she wouldn't be able to take care of Jonas growing up.
by nicolex3sue on 2007-03-08 17:41:39

yay!
by blondiejam on 2007-03-08 17:42:20

i think its hilarious how you all try to analyze everything like its real. In case you haven't heard Jessica Rose and this whole story is fake. lol.
by rocky on 2007-03-08 17:43:03

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!
by Joe on 2007-03-08 17:45:50

Top 100!!! MEEEEEEP!
by Maddingo on 2007-03-08 17:46:15

yay top 100! yay new video! yay!
by clarazzle44 on 2007-03-08 17:46:59

TEETH.
by Alexaaa on 2007-03-08 17:48:12

i left right before this was posted!! :0!
by jennamarie xo on 2007-03-08 17:49:48

top 100!
by Determination on 2007-03-08 17:50:02

I have one word for that video: awkward
by Gidget on 2007-03-08 17:50:45

Woot, top 100...Well, yea, Creators, at the end of the series you should compile all of this, put up dates (with or without a year), and sell it saying in maybe the final video that DB produced it. Sounds cool to me.
by Sephern on 2007-03-08 17:53:15

i didnt know the aunt was like still at the house. i wonder if she'll become a new character.
by jennamarie xo on 2007-03-08 17:53:31

bah we know rocky that is the friggen point of this you are supposed to act like it is real otherwise there is no point in comming here [draws reversed blade] And i will fight to the death about it [not in a good mood and today has a low tolerance for other peoples stupidity]
by Sin puppy on 2007-03-08 17:54:46

What is with Jonas's fsmily going out to sea... and being hot(t)? Is there some symbolism I'm missing?
by Determination on 2007-03-08 17:56:44

Oh boy, I foresee a new string of drama videos: Jonas: Bro, how could you?! She's my AUNT dude! That's... that's... sick! Daniel: But, but, but, I think I wuv her! Jonas: ... Daniel: Bro, let's just hug it out, man.
by AestheticOfDecay on 2007-03-08 18:02:58

100th comment?
by popcorn on 2007-03-08 18:03:53

100th comment???
by popcorn on 2007-03-08 18:04:46

I love this video. I do get an ominous feeling about it though. Hmmm. Lets just hope the next is just the sexy Aunt turning up and DB is all 'OMG she'll see my vid'.
by Mitzi on 2007-03-08 18:05:03

100th comment!!!!!!!!
by popcorn on 2007-03-08 18:05:07

mitzi, i hate you.thats what you get for taking to 100th comment!
by popcorn on 2007-03-08 18:06:04

Point Dume, Daniel? lol. Planet of the Apes (1968) and other film locations. http://www.atpeacemedia.com/media/Val.Point-Dume.jpg I wish he gave us more scenery. Not that I don't enjoy seeing him talk.
by The Great Silence on 2007-03-08 18:09:10

Sorry popcorn. It wasn't deliberate honestly.
by Mitzi on 2007-03-08 18:10:40

I JUST missed being in the top 100! DARN IT! PS--- MAKE THIS "THE DANIEL SHOW"! Cause the others are getting on my nerves.
by shanabanana919 on 2007-03-08 18:13:12

Haha, god I love Daniel/Yousef. This video brought a smile to my face, and I laughed, too. :)
by Jonneh on 2007-03-08 18:13:42

Oh nice vid... Daniel gets a day at the beach. He definetly deserves a little break after all he's been through. But something stuck out at me... At the very end he says "What are they gonna do with out D.B." Just the way he said it and the entire tone of the video reminded me of the opening of his Miss me vid. you know when he said... "Its me... Danny B." could this be a very subtle allusion that his mental programming is starting to kick in... could he be brain washed to spy on bree and jonas nad report back to the order... Could I be overreacting to one single line. stay tuned and find out! Great vid Creators. Quazi
by Quazi on 2007-03-08 18:26:27

If Beast gets back and find B&J in the midst of a BJ, i'm giving up to watch 90210, 'cause that would make it 20 years ahead of its time.
by tzardonic on 2007-03-08 18:29:02

I am officially tired of the poor quality of the last couple of videos. Maybe it's the camera or maybe it's the person shooting. I don't care. Get your act together or lose your viewers.
by Sappho on 2007-03-08 18:32:54

107: Wow... you are really attentive! I don't think it's ominous, though... a lot of his fans call him DB (I think even Jonas has called him that before), and he likes to give subtle "shout outs" to his fans (like mentioning slurpees in the video where he got drunk), so it may just have been his way of saying how much he loves all of us :)
by kallekelly on 2007-03-08 18:33:10

good daniel good hit on the imaginary aunt!! good. lol and yeah what would they do with out the DB?? search for him again? hahaha their coming to take you away ha ha their coming to take you away he he ho ho!! good
by Stars on 2007-03-08 18:35:56

It kind of makes me mad how everyone is like "oh, Daniel is the nice one! He's the one that should get the girl in the end!" If he really truly sincerely likes Bree, why does he always talk about other cute girls? Jonas doesn't do that. LoL. Then again, I'm biased. I wouldn't mind seeing Jonas with Bree.
by Nalendis on 2007-03-08 18:46:37

112: Does Jonas KNOW any other girls?! And it's not a bad thing that Daniel talks about other girls. Bree hasn't committed to him, or shown any real interest in him, or anything else other than possibly stringing him along. Why should he be committed to her?
by AestheticOfDecay on 2007-03-08 18:48:13

I wouldn't mind seeing Jonas with ME!
by EricaRocks on 2007-03-08 18:49:55

Jonas should commit to me cause I rock.
by EricaRocks on 2007-03-08 18:50:37

i hate this video. Daniel telling us about how hot Jonas's aunt is. kdfhdjfhg this was pointless. unless, it goes like this; next video; Bree; "Oh, okay, well, he can HAVE jonas's aunt. i never even liked daniel, whatever, i don't care." next video; Daniel; "What is she talking about?! So I think Jonas's aunt is hot, doesn't mean I'm going to go after her! God, and Bree seems like she cares, doesn't she? You know what, I'm sick of this I can't stand it. First she doesn't know whether she wants me or not, then she doesnt, then she wants me, then she doesnt, now she's JEALOUS because I think someone else is hot?" next video; Jonas; Setting? At the beach; "You know what? Bree and Daniel are fighting too much, actually not really, they aren't talking, but it's really quiet and akward i can't stand it, you know, I saw a really hot girl today, and I talked to her, and she reminded me a bit of bree, but less annoying." next video; bree; "I can't believe what's been going on, i can't believe jonas thinks i'm annoying. and daniel! he's awful! he used to be my best friend, and now it's like, he hates me. What did I do to deserve this?" next; daniel and jonas; clip of bree's last video saying "what did i do to deserve this?" then goes to daniel and jonas looking at each other, surprised because of what she asked. I could go on for hours. but i don't really feel like it.
by JaneyLane on 2007-03-08 18:54:10

116: This video hates you too.
by AestheticOfDecay on 2007-03-08 18:57:46

WOW he has big teeth
by santa_evita93 on 2007-03-08 18:59:50

116 -- I really like your Jonas-at-the-beach scenario. He's shirtless, right?
by ardra42 on 2007-03-08 19:02:52

He better be putting on some suntan lotion when he talks to the camera.
by ardra42 on 2007-03-08 19:05:29

yess.
by loveyamuchqt on 2007-03-08 19:06:18

I thought this was a pretty cool video, Daniel deserves some relaxation time after all the hell that everyone else has put him through lately. As for the 'controversial' comments about Jonas' aunt... whatever. I don't see any reason why he should be watching his words after all of the mind-games that Bree has put him through.
by Rua on 2007-03-08 19:07:07

119/120 Um of course! Why do you need to ask?? ;)
by EricaRocks on 2007-03-08 19:07:09

Just want to get the picture as clear as possible in my mind. :)
by ardra42 on 2007-03-08 19:08:35

haha. comedy!
by loveyamuchqt on 2007-03-08 19:09:09

Horse mouth alert! I really didn't get the background music with this, it didn't seem to fit...what's with DB trying to be a BA all of a sudden?
by shiggs on 2007-03-08 19:10:16

I think Daniel is being a little bit weak letting Bree take almost all the blame for tying up Jonas, and kind of chuckling about how angry he is with her... Daniel was there and went along with it for at least a day or so... and even then only 'loosened' the ropes - not deliberately letting Jonas go as far as we know. Well, maybe this is just Daniel moving on after being rejected so much romantically by Bree...
by QtheC on 2007-03-08 19:11:06

The next video will be Bree walking into the bathroom with Daniel on the toilet (he forgot to lock the door). In one hand he has a picture of auntie; in the other hand... well I don't think I need to explain it. Bree being the naive girl that she is, asks Daniel what he's doing. Daniel screams at Bree to turn the camera off and leave. She keeps asking what he's doing, he keeps screaming. Then Jonas walks in, sees what Daniel is doing and starts to laugh. Then he realizes what Daniel is looking at when he was doing what he was doing. The scene cuts to Bree sitting on the couch holding P. Monkey. She only has one line: "I would never spank P. Monkey" End scene
by Joe on 2007-03-08 19:12:00

Joe -- that's priceless! Sick and twisted, but funny as hell! Especially Bree's line!
by ardra42 on 2007-03-08 19:14:00

128....that makes me feel dirty....poor p. monkey
by EricaRocks on 2007-03-08 19:16:41

A 'hot aunt'? Wtf? Thats a bit odd. Why do I get the feeling the Beast is gonna run off again?
by Cee on 2007-03-08 19:21:11

You know what..NOW MORE THAN EVER DO I WANT JONAS AND BREE TO HOOK UP..If Daniel has decided to move on then Bree should too. I mean..for real.. And to answer DanielBeast about what would "they" do without you? HA I could think of so many..I HOPE hooking up is one of them.. : )
by Pretty_Mely22 on 2007-03-08 19:26:51

the vids in the side that arnt people from lonelygirl15 series related are soo bad, it's ruining the sight seriously
by blondeambition on 2007-03-08 19:29:03

Awww, Beasty is so cute. He seems to be handling things well again. Okay time to finish this paper. Meep!
by AlliBean on 2007-03-08 19:36:35

if the order paid them to be on the run -- that's the creators new business model? :-) ------------------------------ http://milowent.blogspot.com ------------------------------
by milowent on 2007-03-08 19:43:09

NEW ITSCASSIE http://lg15today.blogspot.com/
by modelmotion on 2007-03-08 19:50:47

BREAKER HIGH! :)
by Aidan on 2007-03-08 19:52:32

wouldn't it be hilarious if he got home and Jonas & Bree were having Really angry sex
by earthsdecay666 on 2007-03-08 19:55:14

Next episode is where Carmen Electra appears as Jonas' aunt, and she has Daniel's love child. In a fit of jealosy, Bree seduces Jonas, who puts up a valiant resistance for about 45 seconds.
by stevemedigod on 2007-03-08 19:56:52

hell yeah! what we gonna do without DB!!!!! you are so f'ing awesome!!! i love you yousef!!! =) Cierra
by redheadedblondiie on 2007-03-08 20:01:19

This is the weirdest video. Was this evil OpAphid Daniel?? Totally off subject, what happened to the Deacons posts? I haven't seen any in a while.
by Raz on 2007-03-08 20:02:13

So, "Jonas' aunt" and "Auntie Nikki B." appear in the same week? Coincidence? lol, that would be so great to see Nikki B.'s photo on the wall...
by QtheC on 2007-03-08 20:02:24

Next Video: Daniel gets home and discovers the house is a mess and Bree and Jonas are gone. He finds a note from Jonas; Jonas actually is in the order and has taken Bree away. To kill here. Out of remorse Daniel kills himself on the spot and the final video is Jonas and Gemma at the big ceremony which turns out to be their wedding, and Bree is the main dish. Ew. Well, maybe not that bad.
by Elphielives on 2007-03-08 20:03:29

Exactly how did Bree tie Jonas to that chair without any help from Daniel? I don't think he's upset that Bree thought he was in the order. He's upset that he got his ass kicked by a girl. MEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Joe on 2007-03-08 20:04:41

Goodnight, me lovelies! Sweet dreams! (10:06 where I live). Muah! Kelly ~/`~
by kallekelly on 2007-03-08 20:06:57

141: Not too many posts from Marcus lately either... coincidence? Hmmmmm...
by AestheticOfDecay on 2007-03-08 20:07:00

Ha Ha! He called them Bitter & Bitterer!
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-08 20:08:26

um rocky....who on earth is jessica rose? and FAKE? what are you talking about. this whole story is completely realistic. we just enjoy the suspense, thats why we havent called the police to report murderers. DUH.
by Grace on 2007-03-08 20:08:31

Grace, I haven't called the police yet because of all my unpaid parking tickets.
by Joe on 2007-03-08 20:12:30

Daniel has a BIG nose.
by Supa Mario on 2007-03-08 20:16:53

Daniel isn't a beach bum, he's Jonas's Kato Kaelin
by Joe on 2007-03-08 20:19:03

Next video, there better be a dreamy kissing scene. Preferably Bree & Daniel. Forget the "hot aunt"!!!!
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-08 20:25:12

oh danielbeast. he's my favorite but this didn't advance the story much at all. and not feelin a db crush on jonas' aunt. that's just sort of weird. anywayyy. MEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
by starlightandpoison on 2007-03-08 20:28:35

I just wanna say.... I
by rebecky27 on 2007-03-08 20:30:10

hmm..don't like the heart symbol do they.... OK, no cute symbols....so what I said was... I love [removing pesky symbolism] the Nikki B Reports! That was all! :)
by rebecky27 on 2007-03-08 20:31:42

Is it just me...or does that look like the same beach that's in the Grease movie?
by squee06 on 2007-03-08 20:31:55

awww awww! that's super cute, DANIELBEAST has a new crush
by iiAMnina on 2007-03-08 20:32:06

What are they going to do without him? The choices are endless. Make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Go on a hike. Make out. Make a video. Make a video of them making out. HAHAHA. And DB + Jonas' aunt? Nooooo!! DB + LG! Nikki B. + Jonas! That's the way it should be, I'm thinking. And then they live happily ever after... After they break up the Order and all that stuff.
by Colonel.Cornwallis on 2007-03-08 20:35:20

That's the beach just south of Zuma. That cliff has been on Alias, in dog food commercials and ghonorrea commercials too. I'd recognize it anywhere :)
by JollyHolly on 2007-03-08 20:39:35

I bet the next video will be Bree's COMPLETE dissection of "The Order of the Mordern Empire" and someone will discover the connection to Jonas's obsession with helping Daniel & Bree.
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-08 20:40:29

Umm, random... not impressed. Lets get some action! How hot is this 'Aunt' person? Oh, and by the way, I agree with NikkiB, Jonas we are dissapointed with you... We really need to see more chest-icle from you... :)
by CherryFruitSnack on 2007-03-08 20:42:07

You know, I'm okay with Daniel digging on Jonas' Auntie. As long as Bree stays away from Jonas. Or, if she'd rather, she can take Jonas- as long as she films it and I get to watch. Yeah, I'm a wicked girl. A very wicked girl. And dying to see Jonas sans shirt.
by padilla41 on 2007-03-08 20:46:28

Well this is a nice change of pace. I liked it. I'm glad there was a new video, my day has sucked... horribly.
by LonelyNeko15 on 2007-03-08 20:48:56

Everyone keeps going on and on about how Jonas is so cute. And yes he is quite the little hottie. But I will always have a place in my heart for the DanielBeast!
by AimeeEye on 2007-03-08 20:56:49

Wait, Jonas' aunt was on Breaker High?! :)
by Nessalynn on 2007-03-08 21:23:59

Yeah what are they gonna do without DB?
by Lizpuff on 2007-03-08 21:31:59

Bree needs to do a new proving science wrong on daylight saving time starting early. It's the new Y2K. Planes will fall from the sky, power grids will go down, the 10 o'clock news will be on at 11. Or the other way around, I'm not really sure. I really hate my job. Just needed to say that out loud. Goodnight All! Good morning GF MEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Joe on 2007-03-08 21:32:46

I think that it would be interesting if Danielbeast went back to the house to find Bree and Jonas "making up." :)
by amylynnpsyd on 2007-03-08 21:33:45

maybe tachyon is jonas' aunt????? it makes since?? maybe!!! just a theroy
by rnr15 on 2007-03-08 21:45:45

daniel looks HOT in the sunshine :) :)
by <3!rachel© on 2007-03-08 21:48:41

Gahh (or "Meep" for those of you lonely crackers) the order, the law, the everything, is everywhere. Is there anyone out there that can help me? Should I be HOT like jonas and make movies or should I run from the order and all that is out there. Gangs, Violence, B and E. Not that I am a part of it. It is everywhere however. What is the best place to move with bad credit????
by Me on 2007-03-08 21:58:20

I just realized... In a way, this video reminded me of that one Daniel made after leaving Bree a while ago. Remember, the one where he was talking about that hobo guy?
by Rua on 2007-03-08 22:00:50

I can foresee a video in the future of another one of Jonas's never-seen-on-camera relatives' fishing boat when something goes awry. I can see Bree saying, "This is what happened to your parents!", and then they end up in some weird dimention (kind of like the Bermuda Triangle). Okay maybe not the last part but this story is only getting better! Maybe the creators are into science fiction. :)
by julesthe on 2007-03-08 22:18:42

(continuation of 173) I meant that the three of them would be sailing together on that boat. Forgot to add that.
by julesthe on 2007-03-08 22:20:08

hes got narly teeth for an actor
by breathlesscry on 2007-03-08 22:24:59

Clearly genius NikkiB, just like Mr. Magoo.
by MCross on 2007-03-08 22:27:34

i dont like daniels teeth at all!!! i hope others feel like me so i dont feel super mean or anything....
by craziangelbaby on 2007-03-08 22:40:58

Lol #165. Ahh, young Ryan Gosling at sea.
by aries1 on 2007-03-08 22:43:22

#159 - LMAOROFL. That's awesome.
by summer child on 2007-03-08 22:53:56

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HIS TEETH PEOPLE!
by Ariel on 2007-03-08 22:56:36

He can't help it, he was born that way. Stop making yourself feel better by putting other people down. We love Daniel. :)
by julesthe on 2007-03-08 23:00:59

"maybe she'll let me take some pictures with her... er.. with it" haha i know i know everyones seen it... but i found it humorous enough that i was compelled to comment on it =P
by lilhypernicki on 2007-03-08 23:01:24

I think Daniel's hott. VERY hott. He's got that ruggad sort of a look. Love it.
by london on 2007-03-08 23:01:54

Nikki B asked Jonas to take off his shirt! lol I know most of you noticed, but I wanted to say it anyway.
by Determination on 2007-03-08 23:04:52

Hey,been lurking for a couple months, first time poster. Jonas is getting hotter, I like the shots of him in these last few vids. The close up ones do not do him proper justice. Forget Bree and the Order, send her to an orphanage or something and Jonas and I can move into one of his convenient getaway retreats. Bree is no good for Daniel. She is totally ruining his future. His whole life and existance is based around Bree and she just sends him mixed signals. Wever, doesn't Bree have any family not in the order that she can depend on? Oh, one last thing. Can someone tell me who this NikkiB person is?
by whit220 on 2007-03-08 23:13:54

185. On the right of the screen, there is a video called 'School's in Session'. That's Nikki B. She's an investigative reporter following the LG15 story. She gives us some insight into what might be going on and she checks locations and people related to the story. It's fanfic but sort of canon since she does know The Creators. But they say she's still fanfic. Nikki B. is Nikki B. :) Yeah, something like that lol Welcome to the comment board!! MEEP
by blackitty on 2007-03-08 23:24:06

#187 woooo HOOOOO!!! IM IN THE TOP 100 & BEFORE 200!!! WOOOOT
by anm on 2007-03-08 23:30:59

I just love Nikki B. She makes me grin. Anyone else?
by Whosez on 2007-03-08 23:31:37

Ya' know... when Daniel said - "I gotta tell ya', Jonas's Aunt? She's kinda..." I THOUGHT he was gonna say "...hot!" And I was SO relieved when instead, he said, "...she's an interesting woman." I almost respected him for a minute, but alas... he had to go and ruin it at the end. He went there. This reminds me of his creepy after-drunken-bender-video when he was sure McVee was into him. (Because he made such a great impression on her, right?) I don't like the Smarmy Daniel. Oh - and - he's OH SO happy that Jonas is ticked at Bree. He'd rather have THAT than having them taking walks together when he's asleep (I think he's made THAT clear). Yet he covers with the "Hottie Auntie" bit. The head games these characters play with each other make me -- Grrrrrr! "I don't like Bree. She's a mean, stinky girl with girl-cooties". "Bree and Jonas are gettin a little too friendly. I'm throwin' a FIT!" "Hey look! There's a pair of legs without hair on 'em! She's HOT!" Daniel! Bro! Make up your mind!
by Whosez on 2007-03-08 23:47:17

This has NOTHING to do with LG15 Its a hilarious vid if you want to watch it go for it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWr48syTQ78 ;)
by Marcus on 2007-03-08 23:53:04

Marcus -- *LOLLOL* "Jeff" reminds me of "Radar O'Reily"! Grape Nehi's all around.
by Whosez on 2007-03-08 23:58:54

I love Bar-B-Q lou in that video the best LMAO!!
by Marcus on 2007-03-09 00:09:54

Thanks blackitty(186) I watched nikkiBs video, entertaining, though I hope it will be more imformative in the future. time for beddy bye gnite
by whit220 on 2007-03-09 00:10:01

I'm sorry, this is my least favorite video. I have tried to see what point it has, but there is none. I love DanielBeast, but we need some storyline here folks! Fill in the gaps!
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 00:16:01

aww poor danielbeast caught in the middle
by AnjeweL on 2007-03-09 00:19:33

Good Morning Eurocrackers! Good night Joe!
by gemmas flatmate on 2007-03-09 00:21:13

Oh, so some "brilliant" person found out DB wasn't perfect. Well we sure as hell can't have someone in LG that isn't perfect now can we? Yes, in fact they should all be models that look like mannequins. What's with the shallowness? He's a good actor and fun to watch.... And it's not like girls haven't thought he was hot in the past, so, no reason to be superficial. I liked that video where he's reading a book and Bree tells him the ending and he says, "Bree... That's messed up!", LOL. That kind of stuff is really funny and adds a lot to LG, along with the earlier vids where he plays the action parts. So, let's enjoy LG and not get distracted by silly things.
by Jim on 2007-03-09 00:27:23

I hav'nt really commented yet, except ... the first thing I thought of when Daniel started to talk about the boat school thing was an old tv show called "Breaker High" I liked the feel of this video, though I was half expecting to see a watcher in the distance or something.. random odd ball thought: When Daniel returns, he finds Jonas and Bree "making up" ... you know the best *meep/beep* is make up *beep/meep*
by Aidan on 2007-03-09 00:29:53

24 videos in 24 hours! Because you know you want to, Creators.
by QtheC on 2007-03-09 00:36:01

Greg, Miles, and Glenn at ARGFest-o-Con last Saturday discussing how ARG elements came into the breeniverse and Glenn (OpAphid creator) joined the team... http://lg15today.blogspot.com/ LG15 Today, the blogspot that says ARGGGGGGG!
by QtheC on 2007-03-09 00:37:53

Does anyone want to start a petition to get Auntie Nikki B. on David Letterman? with the glasses. lol
by QtheC on 2007-03-09 00:44:01

We need a new Ophaid & Taychon video, I miss them.. or even Brother ... common Creators get crackin, I want to know what the "other characters" are doing/thinking...
by Aidan on 2007-03-09 00:48:14

Obviously Jonas's Aunt is not Taychon, as Daniel goes on about how attractive she is, and does'nt know much about her etc ... if it was Taychon, I'm sure he would have said something else...
by Aidan on 2007-03-09 00:49:10

We also have another clue that Jonas's Aunt isn't much older.. But I'm not sure how much he means.
by Jim on 2007-03-09 01:07:08

Ref #189 -- "McPhee"... not "Vee". I could just see ppl. goin' -- McVee...McVee.... who the HECK is McVee? I missed THAT video! LOL
by Whosez on 2007-03-09 01:07:38

#202 - Aidan... I second THAT!
by Whosez on 2007-03-09 01:09:03

I think the High School/Adventure Education on the boat is deffinitly a referance to "Breaker High" there were hot girls and guys on that show, and it could even be a hint that Ryan Gosling will make a guest appearance!!! OOH MY GAWD!!!!! Ryan Gosling is Brother *You heard the news here first folks*
by Aidan on 2007-03-09 01:10:43

Hmmm...wouldn't it be interesting if Jonas's Aunt is the girl from the "Who is that girl" video? Not sure what kinda sense that would make, but...
by Whosez on 2007-03-09 01:26:18

Good morning GF and fellow eurocrackers!! Meep! Fred the worm is safe in my pocket again, yay! but he really wants another mud fight soon ;)
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 02:50:28

More boring filler! Yay!
by sarah on 2007-03-09 02:56:01

Morning Eurocrackers! *meep* sarahboo, glad that Fred is safe!
by Dream on 2007-03-09 03:19:27

me too, pat him on the head from me
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 03:25:26

Nice video, Daniel! That was definitely a welcome laid-back change of back. AND it's nice to hear what's going on internally!
by BeornBear on 2007-03-09 04:19:12

All I could look at were those horrid teeth and think .. EWWWW. Don't they know better than to do close ups on something that nasty?
by Buggar on 2007-03-09 05:28:09

MMMMEEEEEEPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (*greatest meep ever in the history of LG15*) Why is it that I have the nagging feeling that DB will find bitter and bitterer "making up"?!!! Oh gawd!!!!!!!!! Yet again MORE DRAMA! Oii Vei!!! All there is left to do is sit and wait! The AGONY!!!.... oh well... Hurry up creators!
by Seaflower22 on 2007-03-09 05:48:52

209: fred the worm, trapped in a giant plaid cloth bag of some kind with a beetle named matilda: "Blimey! There I was, chomp chomp chomping my mud in nice neat little rows, and then suddenly, well it's too crazy to explain..." matilda the beetle, upside down clinging to cloth wall, sympathetic: "Go on..." fred the worm, curling up into a circle: "Well these two giant worms, at least they felt like worms, but really strong, came down from the sky and snatched me right out of my nice mud, and then dangled me way up in the air in front of these white monoliths - haven't seen anything that tall since DB's incisors - and then down down I was carried right into this sack!" *suddenly a bright gap of sunlight opens overhead* matilda the beetle, scurrying for the darkness below "Watch out, incoming!" *giant fingers descend, gently releasing a grasshopper, gerry* fred the worm, catch on "H'lo mate. Welcome. You've been sacked. gerry the grasshopper, a bit stunned "Did ya get a look at those chompers? Wow! Think of the grass I could eat with those!" matilda the beetle, unimpressed "Great, boys. Always favoring size over substance. Sheesh." ... What will happen to our friendly group? Stay tuned, as the "Pocket of Boo" turns...
by QtheC on 2007-03-09 05:49:58

QtheC, lol, great story! I'll stay tuned!
by Dream on 2007-03-09 05:56:36

Yeah...DB and Bree will definitely be "making up" in the next vid. Hooking up is more like it.
by Maddingo on 2007-03-09 06:24:31

This is my first comment. I have been watching the series and rolling over comments since the whole news break when everyone found out this was a show. What I would like to say is 1. Yay! We get to meat Jonas's aunt. 2. Daniel Beast is not a terrible looking dude, and even if he is, how about a little grow the hell up and stop making fun of other people's appearances you dumb bimbos? 3. I like the series, but I don't want proving science wrong. I don't want teeny bop videos. The show has evolved passed that, so PLEASE ignore the comments on that and progress the show forward. I want videos that move the story line, not pause it for silliness. If my father had been killed and I was being chased by some crazy ass cult, the last thing on my mind would be "proving science wrong."
by stained on 2007-03-09 06:36:34

ooookkaaay, so DB is totally loving that they are not talking, but.... hmm, we must not forget that Daniel spent all that time with the order, we do not know what they did to him, did they brainwash him?: "it would help if the order paid us" ?!?!?!?! is he asking for money from them? he seemed to be back in the 'miss me?' video mode. also he is describing the aunt, which fair enough maybe he would do anyway, but is he telling the order who she is? hmmmmmmm i dont know what it was but i didnt like it
by pixie5886 on 2007-03-09 06:36:42

ewwwwwwww Daniels teeth are grossing me out!!!!!!!! haha
by Tessaroo on 2007-03-09 06:46:55

QtheC im loving the story!! i just found an ant too!! no really i did, ew. aaargh gotta do uni work :(
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 06:52:46

DB is being a jerk! He doesn't want Bree to be with anyone but him, yet he's talking about hooking up with Jonas's aunt. And..... I don't want Jonas to be with anyone but me!!! LOL! I had impure thoughts of Jonas last night. mmmmm
by chipsndip on 2007-03-09 07:04:01

i think youll find jonas is mine i won him yesterday in a mud wrestling fight
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 07:06:57

opnanny, i wasnt fighting for jans i was fighting for daniel, maybe our mud fight was abit silly...lol maybe you should fight another jonas fangirl :) me and fred will watch, :)
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 07:15:20

jans? what the hell am i on about i meant jonas
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 07:16:56

i thought if you won you won daniel and if i won i won jonas, dont ask me why the fight was needed seeeing as we wanted different things but hey ho
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 07:18:14

haha it was fun anyway, but i dont think i want daniel anymore, i want mesh!! he's a cutie, if i cant have mesh i will have fred the worm :)
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 07:20:43

Wow. Some of you are disturbingly willing to be shallow and cruel when you're anonymous, aren't you? There's nothing wrong with the way Daniel looks; rather there's something very, very wrong with your own concept of how people ought to look. I'm sure that these same sad distortions of reality torture you when you see yourself in a mirror. Sure makes me appreciate the posters here who don't possess that particular personality defect and therefor aren't so shallow.
by BeornBear on 2007-03-09 07:27:18

well said 229! i think people are so harsh, they must be insecure. I think daniel/yousef is a great guy, i definately wouldnt say no ;) but danielbeast has a crush on two girls now, bree and jonas' aunt. i am not impressed and i have fell out with him. jonas has Too many fangirls i wont even try to like him :) fred the worm is my ideal man!
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 07:33:38

Yay Daniel Beast! taking a break from the fight is a good idea and the video was very uplifting.
by hnuchie on 2007-03-09 07:34:41

BeornBear, you got a really good point there! I think people tend to forget that these are real people with real feelings. I know I would hate to read the comments here if I knew people were making fun of the way I look.
by chipsndip on 2007-03-09 07:37:28

so many men so little time
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 07:39:00

Buggar, there's nothing wrong with Daniel's teeth. He's cute, and he was definitely adorable in this vid. Let it be known now that anyone insulting the DB is gonna get a mega slushie attack to the eyes. No mercy! DB is my homeboy. :) But, you know, he would look much nicer if the Creators wouldn't put him in direct sunlight and make the poor boy squint like that. They kind of seem to put him in unflattering angles, ja know?
by xneobellax on 2007-03-09 07:46:40

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP hiya everyone!
by DeathsLie on 2007-03-09 07:50:52

I think Jonas and Bree and getting it on back at Jonas Aunt's house.....hehe, and then Daniel's gonna get mad and try hooking up with Jonas' Aunt...... But actually either way I really dont think that a Bree/Daniel relationship would work nor would a Bree/Jonas relationship.......
by espresso777 on 2007-03-09 07:57:06

LMAO at wanting to be paid for doing this.
by mlewuzhere on 2007-03-09 08:02:47

DB!!!!!!!!!! ^_^ I luv you Daniel beeeeeast!!
by Morgan on 2007-03-09 08:13:41

very well said #229! All three of these charaters are "attractive," but because that is what I think. Who says what attractive is? But, how can you make fun of someone because they do not meet your standard of attractive? You're right, that is shallow. It is called deflecting. When people go around pointing out others' faults, it makes them look bigger, and keeps them from dealing with their own faults and fears, because everyone is looking at the person that you have just pointed at, instead of you. Sad really. This has been your psychology lesson for the day! meep! LOL Dr. Purplepassion out! LOL
by purplepassion on 2007-03-09 08:57:22

Welcome stained # 219! And I agree with your comment!
by purplepassion on 2007-03-09 09:00:42

QtheC #209, there you go again, forcing me to red funny stories while I am supposed to be working! LOL. *meep*
by purplepassion on 2007-03-09 09:03:10

Hi Lonelycrackers! *meep*
by Perky on 2007-03-09 09:23:02

what's odd...the actor that plays DB is actually quite the shexay beast...check out his myspace. seriously...wanna do him...right where he's standing....ohhh yeah...um anyway ...yeah this vid tho- none too flattering hon... is jonas' hott aunt going to be a character...? ker-ew...
by crabchel on 2007-03-09 09:31:30

hi everybody!! i dont know if anyone saw this video yet, I might just be waaaayyy behind but I would like to hear from some of you about this....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGKR-N99jkw this video is by BBrucker2, called Hint: Send her a wig..... he gives a code in the video and it leads to a drop that someone else figure out, and a E.T. movie was found at the drop.....is this part of the LG15 series or is it fanfic??? can someone please inform me.....i try to follow along but the drops and stuff sometime confuse me.
by espresso777 on 2007-03-09 09:31:57

239. Yes! If everyone would be julesthe, it would be a dull world. These characteristics are what makes Danielbeast, Danielbeast! Noone can replace him. Hugs for DB.
by julesthe on 2007-03-09 09:40:24

no, daniel! don't get the hots for jonas's aunt! baaad idea...
by withoutsound on 2007-03-09 10:24:47

wow, this place is really jumping today.... that was sarcacticness..............
by espresso777 on 2007-03-09 10:33:52

I always pop in when it's slow... Oh, and FIIIIIIIIIIIIRSSSSSSSSSSSST! meep meep
by lonelymom13 on 2007-03-09 10:48:51

244 Don't feel like you're being ignored, things are just slow... I haven't had time to follow any ARG lately so I can't help you, but I'm sure someone will be able to eventually! *meep*
by Perky on 2007-03-09 10:57:05

My theory on Daniel's sudden interest in Jonas's Aunt: Daniel got hurt quite a bit by Bree and Jonas's actions in the recent weeks. Now, he is having to deal with Bree trying to get Jonas's attention and Jonas talking to Daniel about how angry he is with Bree. Daniel seems to be trying to dissassociate his feelings towards Bree to protect his heart, by trying to find interest in someone else. What do you think?
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 11:36:03

Every scrap of sixth sense I have is telling me that today is the day we get to meet Jonas’s Aunt. I was wrong once, so I may be again.
by ralfthedog on 2007-03-09 11:53:16

Check out Miles and Greg at ARGfest on LG15 TODAY (now nicknamed "the meep" for easier typing and in honor of all the meeping on Mixed Media on Tuesday). http://lg15today.blogspot.com/
by modelmotion on 2007-03-09 11:55:08

i wanna see aunt and how hott she is.
by 2Sp3cKo on 2007-03-09 11:55:56

This video was kind of lighthearted ... makes me think when Daniel returns to the house that Jonas and Bree will be missing, the office ransacked maybe, and then it will be Daniel and Jonas' Aunt, aka Mrs. Robinson, will join forces to find them. Mrs. Robinson? www.imdb.com/title/tt0061722/ Okay, that's not quite right since the Aunt is just a "little older" ... hehe, but it would be fun to see a video that refers to the scenes in "The Graduate" ...
by QtheC on 2007-03-09 11:58:26

253 - i wanna see daniel do the old fake stretch routine and also give nudge, nudge, wink, wink type looks to the camera in the background when the aunt is on
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 12:02:59

seriously can't get over how unattractive daniel is. it's almost painful.
by Itmeanssnow on 2007-03-09 12:06:06

harsh, that wasnt a great vid for him in fairness but i think it is harsh
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 12:10:55

QtheC LOL! Daniel: Mrs Jonasaunt ma'am are you trying to seduce me?
by gemmas flatmate on 2007-03-09 12:13:08

Daniel is actually a very attractive person, if you see pictures of him from his real life and what not. But I dont think anyone really looks good when their in direct sunlight and squinting alot. Give him a break guys, they probably do read these comments and its probably not great for his self esteem seeing everybody say how ugly he is, cause he isn't at all.
by CaityBug on 2007-03-09 12:21:53

Danielbeast reminds me of a muppet a little bit - maybe because he has a tall nose anyway, and in this video he is squinting into the sun and is really close to the lens. He's a bit like Sam the Eagle, but the nose is not quite right. There are too many muppet characters - I haven't found the right one for him. Maybe someone can find it? muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Muppet_Characters muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Sam_the_Eagle muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Bert Anyone notice that muppet wiki symbol? Aieeeeeee! Will there one day be a "LonelyHam15?" It's only a matter of time. Meanwhile, here is Spamela Hamderson: muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Spamela_Hamderson
by QtheC on 2007-03-09 12:24:38

259 exactomondo
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 12:25:39

OpNanny I'm glad you agree, everyone is being pretty rude. If you love the series I dont think you should be putting down the characters like that. Everybody has their flaws, imagine how hurt all of you would be if you read a chat where everybody talked about your flaws, im sure you wouldnt be to happy. So why dont we drop the whole "daniel is ugly" chat, cause it's very immature and rude
by CaityBug on 2007-03-09 12:31:34

WOOO CAITYBUG STOP THE DANIEL BEASTING see what i did there?
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 12:34:03

#262 & 263 - I totally agree! Let's stop bashing, and focus on the story line and theories! :)
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 12:35:05

LOL yes i see :P very good haha
by CaityBug on 2007-03-09 12:37:10

ok so have a question to pose theres been a lot of talk about whether bree and jonas are gonna be bro and sis and i cant decide whether this will be good or bad but what was the point of making brees mum and dad turn out to be not her real parents if her true parents arent found out at some point? if that makes no sense or it has been revealed then i am sorry
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 12:46:04

who is it that is in charge of the defense force? ive forgot... well whoever it is id like Fred the worm to join :) he is prepared to do anything to help bree and kick the orders ass. his weapon is mud :) and an ant army he made friends with today. thanx x Boo+fred
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 12:47:40

ah i remember it was cloud_ax right? cloud where have u been?? has anyone seen cloud lately?
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 12:48:29

i would love bree and jonas to be brother and sister, but he would have to know this already, right? otherwise why did he offer his house to them in the first place. if he doesnt know then it would be a pretty big coincidence right?
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 12:50:33

#266 - I agree, OpNanny. Bree may never know who her biological parents are. Jonas and Bree are not even considering being siblings. Atleast, not to us they are. All families have secrets, except not everyone in the family knows the secrets. If Jonas and Bree were to say, "have relations". and then later find out they are related, is it incest? I don't see it that way, just unfortunately very creepy.
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 12:52:12

its a bit weird defo - if he knew then he could have used it as a reason for them to trust him - but they didnt know about the parentage when they first met did they? so he would have had to keep quiet for her sake if he didnt then it is a huge coincidence unless he kind of got a feeling, and he knew lol
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 12:56:18

lol, but really you'd think he would have told her once she tied him up. (if he was actually her brother) gah! maybe he just knew his parent were anti-order and decided to help out someone in a similar situation hence the 'come live with me' and when they arrived he didnt tell her about his parents in case she freaked out...hmmm maybe now he will discover that they are related. maybe his aunt will recognize her from when she was a child and taken away. that would be cool.
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 13:00:06

CRAZY buckteeth sorry. had to say it
by pouty_giles on 2007-03-09 13:01:43

As a kid myself, my parents had a passion for taking in the homeless. Then try to help them get back on their feet. I do the same thing. But, I tell them why I do it. If Jonas knew about his parents and their passion, and then wanted to help Bree, he would have eventually slipped up and mentioned something too close for comfort, right? Plus, if he didn't tell Bree, then he wouldn't be being honest giving her reason not to trust him, right? Or, wrong?
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 13:05:07

its prob just wild speculation on here trying to come up with theories about any twists that might be on the way which probably wont come to anything but the question remains did jonas know about his parents role in the order if he did why didnt he say anything and if he didnt then is it a huge coincidence that he helped them
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 13:07:26

True, the Daniel bashing is ridiculous. Keep in mind though that Yousef has put himself in the public eye. He must have fairly thick skin to do something like that and he must have some amount of confidence in his presentation to even consider a career in front of the camera. I don't worry about him. He can take care of himself. I'm more concerned with these folks who would look for someone's vices before they look for their virtues. It's gotta be a pretty miserable life seeing so much negative everywhere.
by Moondoogle on 2007-03-09 13:07:10

Hi, Maddingo, Perky, Dream, WO! Soo.... And then Daniel went back to the house, and found no one there. That, or one of them killed the other. Smart money's on Jonas. All that tied-up rage.... Mm... Sorry. Tied-up Jonas.
by vanjula on 2007-03-09 13:07:34

but he must have known about the ir passion otherwise how did he know their foundation stuff was at his aunts. i accept he found the essay thing in his attic of the cabin but how did he know the foundation stuff was at his aunts.
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 13:07:42

#278 Sarahboo - EXACTLY my point! Why would Jonas keep this hidden for so long? He isn't giving Bree much reason to trust him... There seems to be a blackhole on the plotline.
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 13:10:14

i think if we ask for it enough the creators will do the storyline, they have said that they take into consideration what the fans say so i say: Make bree and jonas, brother and sister!!! :)
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 13:10:44

sarahboo, WO is Commander of the force on comments. But as Co-Captain I'm entitled to enroll people. So, Fred wants to become a member of the force, hmm? Well, he could be the look-out man in case we have to barricade us in the bunker. Plus, the ant army may come in handy. Ok then... -- I herewith declare Fred the worm a member of the defense force. Because of the special nature of his nature, sarahboo will be in charge of taking care of him. --
by Dream on 2007-03-09 13:11:17

MAYBE he has only just discovered that they were anti-order? im thinking about this too much that im forgeetting major stuff, hahaha. maybe i will stop but yea, there is a major blackhole whichever way we look at it. unless im missing something
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 13:13:21

OK, Creators? Give us a fill in. Was Jonas keeping this a secret from Bree, giving her actual reason not to trust him? Or did they all find out together from the stuff in that cabin closet? Tell us, we need to know. Do Bree and Jonas think they might be related?
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 13:14:48

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THANX DREAM!! yea! he is pretty special, could u put him on lgpedia, i never know how to use that! And what are your thoughts on jonas and bree being related?
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 13:15:03

congrats fred meep
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 13:15:46

http://www.lonelygirl15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=Defense_force#Defense_Force_Warriors
by Dream on 2007-03-09 13:18:07

hahah thanx dream that page is cool, we have lots of members!!
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 13:22:36

#244-- Think BBrucker is just spoofing LG15 (and all the codes) in this particular video. Think he's just goofin' around.
by Whosez on 2007-03-09 13:36:49

tumblemeep :) wow its quiet tonight
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 14:40:38

I think it's my fault, me logging on makes this place sleepy.
by Dutchess of Sassland on 2007-03-09 15:07:24

Sorry, I've been researching old videos.
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 15:11:30

Aaaaw Dutchess im sure it isnt your fault :) im working tomoro :( i hope i dont miss a video but i also hope there is one, lol. what do you reakon the next video will be? will jonas and bree be secretive because something happened between them or maybe they found some family secrets in the office or jonas's aunt turned up. im quite excited. i hope its a good one
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 15:15:03

Now that we have come to the conclusion that we may never see Bree in another Proving Science Wrong, and that she isn't the same girl who started blogging last year, how come we can't see her enjoy a romance or something? Wow, a run-on sentence, sorry.
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 15:17:47

292 - reckon that the aunt turning up will be too convenient, too much of a coincidence if she comes too soon, but im sure it will be a big disapointment to the male fans who want to see the hot aunt though i reckon that jonas and bree will be friends again, think the fact that daniel made a video about being fed up with them means thats its going to be over soon, and besides if he was that p*!£?d off with her then he would have left them somewhere and told them to get lost, he knows that hell forgive her at some point
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 15:31:43

Cast: fred the worm, deep in the plaid cloth matilda the beetle, keeping watch from the side above gerry the grasshopper, confering with matilda arnold and louise, ant scouts "matilda, gerry! I've found something ... wonderful ... down here. It's red and sticky and shaped like a small animal of some kind and ... yummy! pure sucrose! ... oh, hello, who are you?" *bugles sound, as a couple of ant scouts appear from just beyond the red gummy bear* arnold: "It's a worm! licking our yummy gummy! attaaaaccckkkk! louise: "Don't be so dramatic, Arnold. There's plenty for everyone. And anyway, how would you know which end of a worm to attack anyway?" fred: "Hey! Just look for the bulgy part - everyone knows that" arnold: "Okay, sorry... We work for the great and powerful wizard, Sarahboo, princess of this domain. Want to join us in defending ..." (to louise) "what is it we are defending again?" louise: "You know that Arnold... the lonelygirl15 website ... against attackers and stuff." arnold: "Oh Yeah! And the meeping, I always enjoy the meeping." fred: "Sounds good! But I am just a worm. What can I do?" arnold: "What can you do? What CAN'T you do?! You can turn dirt and leaves and stuff into really fine dirt. Not many can say that." fred: "Well, I guess. And mud is a good weapon. Okay, I'm in!" louise: "Okay, well, time to lock and load. I'll send for some ammo for you fred." *louise climbs out of the pocket to confer with the great and powerful Sarahboo, and pretty soon... down comes a big handful of delicious wonderful, gooey chooie mud!* *oh, and matilda and gerry escaped* *and fred, arnold, and louise ate a bit too much gummy bear and all had tummy aches, but were very happy* ~ the end ~
by QtheC on 2007-03-09 15:32:11

now thats a run on sentence sarah lol
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 15:33:25

Dream- I've been inspired by Sarahboo and Fred the Worm. I just had a discussion with my dog. We would both like to join the defense team. :D She will act as my weapon. As a vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you... *MEEP MEEP*
by RaeRae on 2007-03-09 15:35:21

#296 - I know, how horrible! I was possessed by the Run On Sentence Spirit! I couldn't help it...just....couldn't...end...sentence....yet.
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 15:37:01

What is the defense team?
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 15:39:47

nah i was talking bout mine (294)
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 15:41:10

www.lonelygirl15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=Defense_force#Defense_Force_Warriors
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 15:43:30

ROFLMAO!! omg Q that story is soooo cool!!! hahahah actually STILL laughing its sad. QtheC is my King :)
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 15:44:15

If you mean 293, that looks like a perfectly sensible sentence to me, it hardly runs on at all, which is to say that it says what it means to and no more, and does so in a way that is both reasonably concise and understandable, without undue repetition or excessive continuing clauses, and with a concluding statement which neatly answers the preliminary observations made in the preceding and introductory sentence fragments, such that the whole impression is not of disparate or fragmentary thoughts unnecessarily or ackwardly forced together unmanagably, but rather mutually supporting, connecting and dare I say, yes I think I do, dove-tailing satisfactorily. Need I say more?
by QtheC on 2007-03-09 15:44:20

OpNanny - Sounds like we were both possessed by the Run On Sentence Spirit!
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 15:45:07

300: yes, the sentence in 294 is a bit unruly. ;)
by QtheC on 2007-03-09 15:46:10

303: ackwardly! lol
by QtheC on 2007-03-09 15:46:57

ALL HAIL QTHEC
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 15:47:20

Aaargh all this sentence talk reminds me of school, oooh the horrors. Fred keeps wriggling! me thinks he defo had too much sugar!
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 15:48:47

#303 - QtheC: OW! My head hurts....too many biggie words in there!
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 15:50:58

I didn't think #303 was ever going to end...:)
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 15:52:18

Okay, I'm ready for a new video.
by QtheC on 2007-03-09 15:57:02

woah...DB has some BIG teeth. kinda distracting.
by whisper on 2007-03-09 16:02:59

I know, #312. He makes perfect people like us feel awkward, doesn't he?
by Moondoogle on 2007-03-09 16:05:52

New Vid! New Vid! x3
by Akitia on 2007-03-09 16:10:38

Good one, moondoggle! :)
by ardra42 on 2007-03-09 16:11:29

Oh, oops! HI, everybody! And a special hello to Fred!
by ardra42 on 2007-03-09 16:13:34

wooo moondoogle booo whisper ive said it before ill say it again STOP DANIEL BEASTING
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 16:13:36

Meep Meep Meep!!!!
by dumbhippo on 2007-03-09 16:15:57

*fred nods a hello to ardra* hey there!
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 16:19:01

Just seen the top ten comments - I'm proud of you guys, especially Dream for that essay!!! I'm so out of everything again :( Actually feel all lonely and un-lg15ified.... Who is Fred? And what have I missed? Anyone about?
by dumbhippo on 2007-03-09 16:23:35

well hi since the commenting has died down..i thought i would introduce myself..name is dominique u can call me nikki or use my username..watched lg15 since the begging LOVE IT..but yeah first comment...umm..yeah... CANT WAIT TO BE ABEL TO *MEEP* AND *FIRST* WITH THE BEST OF THEM lol bye
by nikkigoboom on 2007-03-09 16:27:52

i love db's irregular teeth. they would make kissing fun. however, my first love is joe. and my second love might be qthec. furthermore, i think (and i'm not sure the creators did this on purpose) that daniel and jonas serve to uh.. serve the two different kinds of ladies who watch this show: girls and women, to make it blunt. s.a.r.a.h, purplepassion, boernbear= brilliant psychologists. cloud_ax now lives on the commentor's forum island which is run by marbella. meeeeeeeeeeeeeep!! oh and i dont get the line about free pay-per-view and cable. :(
by mary on 2007-03-09 16:28:16

Oh, I just thought of something. I think it was quite savvy of Daniel to leave Bree and Jonas alone -- without him as a buffer, they'd have no choice but to talk to each other.. Although I'm not sure that I want Jonas to forgive Bree just yet... Also, I really hope they are not making up by making out. First, it would be a really lame, soap-opera kind of thing for the Creators to do. Second, regardless of whether they turn out to be brother and sister, I don't want Jonas making out with anybody -- he's MINE! :) *grins wickedly*
by ardra42 on 2007-03-09 16:29:59

321 nikki Welcome and *MEEP*!!! :)
by Perky on 2007-03-09 16:31:16

fred is a worm, shich sarahboo can you tell about as she looks after him mary - the cable line - think DB meant that it was free entertainment so he wasnt going to help bree in getting jonas to talk to her and hi nikki, welcome and feel free to just start meeping
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 16:33:06

lol i was trying to make the cable line more coplicated than it was (but isn't that our job as lonelycracks?)- i was like, who is the cable company? jonas? who represents pay-per-view? also jonas? i noticed how some people were unhappy because db says he's going to "just film" but then the video is mostly him talking and not fliming, but i say he was at the beach to film, not making the post as an example of his filming. does that make sense? i guess it doesnt matter. sarahboo you should train your ant scouts to spot aphids!
by mary on 2007-03-09 16:37:57

yes fred is a worm i found whilst having a mud fight with opnanny over the boys. she was fighting for jonas and i was fighting for beasty. opnanny won the rights to jonas and i surrendered cause fred got scared (he has toughened up since and joined the defense force) and i have mud all over me so now fred lives in my pocket, ready and waiting for anyone to dare and attack the board. whew!
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 16:40:11

oh yea and i forgot the ant army that fred has under his command. QtheC named the other animals that were found at the mud fight. um...i will find the post number....now...
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 16:41:56

see comment 295 an extract: Cast: fred the worm, deep in the plaid cloth matilda the beetle, keeping watch from the side above gerry the grasshopper, confering with matilda arnold and louise, ant scouts :)
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 16:44:13

thanks sarahboo!! At parents house and nearly signed myself in as dumboo!!! he he he! I'd copy and paste your worm explanation just in case anyone else asks!!! I saw Qthe C's commetn - cool!! Where is everyone - i wait ages to get on comments and when i do get here - everyone leavs :(
by dumbhippo on 2007-03-09 16:48:44

im half around hippo the other half is watching ben affleck movie of some sort
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 16:50:43

is WO a eurocracker?
by mary on 2007-03-09 16:51:49

hey hippo! glad to see you not at work! things have died down a bit... i'm eating and eating makes me sleepy
by mary on 2007-03-09 16:52:45

lol mary - no WO is from the US. OpNanny - sounds interesting!!
by dumbhippo on 2007-03-09 16:56:19

ya huh hes just had sex with charlize thereon or however you spell it haha hes an ex con and hes stolen his cell mates pen pal (charlize) cos he was killed
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 16:59:11

wow just had some major deja vu while reading some comments. I'm not kidding. It was weeeeird but cool at the same time lol. I must be dreaming about lg15 again. MEEP
by blackitty on 2007-03-09 17:03:31

how do WO and dream maintain their relationship? isn't she in the UK?
by mary on 2007-03-09 17:04:08

"wuv, twoo wuv, will fowwow you fowevva"
by mary on 2007-03-09 17:04:37

"stop rhyming, i mean it!" "anybody wanna peanut?"
by mary on 2007-03-09 17:05:53

hippo i thought u was in the uk...are you in the states?
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 17:05:59

think ive missed something now - WO and dream - relationship ? ? ? ps lt dan from forrest gump turned up as therons bro and beat the crap out of affleck just to keep you all updated lol
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 17:07:41

uh oh. contemplating the future?? "what would they do without DB?" Daniel Beast is gonna die!
by harpdevil on 2007-03-09 17:08:15

that dude's got some big ugly teeth.
by supasamurai on 2007-03-09 17:10:27

Oh, not again...
by ardra42 on 2007-03-09 17:12:19

hahah ardra im guessing the daniel beasting will never cease...aargh. i love u beasty! im off to bed now i have to work 11 hours tomoro and i need the sleep. :) night all! (eurocrakers) afternoon everyone else xxx oh and fred say bye bye lovelies
by sarahboo on 2007-03-09 17:15:26

Goodnight, Sarahboo! Goodnight, Fred! Goodnight, John-boy! :)
by ardra42 on 2007-03-09 17:17:35

yes as far as i know WO and dream have found eternal happiness via LG15. and they have prompted me to quote "the princess bride" so, opnanny, is affleck a bad guy in this movie?
by mary on 2007-03-09 17:20:03

341 for clarification Dream and WO made a video (on the right side, you'll have to scroll down to older videos) exposing their love story entitled "how to not kiss like a dead fish". Also found on Revver under the name "DAWO". Dream is in Europe. WO is in the states. hippo is in the UK. 337 mary they use Skype.
by Perky on 2007-03-09 17:20:30

gnight fred, keep an eye out while sarahboo is sleeping :)
by mary on 2007-03-09 17:22:06

thanks perky! you're always on the ball! i'll have to look into this "skype" maybe then my boyfriend can stay at his house lol i mean... no... i love having him here all the time...
by mary on 2007-03-09 17:23:49

Oh, what a sweet video! Thanks, Perky! And congrats, Dream and WO!!!
by ardra42 on 2007-03-09 17:26:38

lt dan is worse affleck was just after a lay it would seem and its backfired majorly cos the brother wants him to help him and his cronies rob a casino which his cell mate used to work at cos they think its him - that makes no sense so im gonna atart again affleck = rudy some bloke = nick (rudy's cell mate dead) therorn = ashely pen pal of nick lt dan = gabriel so nick and ashley been writing to each other but nick is killed, rudy is released and pretends to be nick so he can have ashley himself, gabriel thinks like ashley that rudy is nick. nick used to work in a casino and gabriel and his crew want to rob it and use 'nick' to get inside ifo bout security etc but he doesnt have a clue so he's having to do some fast thinking to not get himself killed - ie give him a disguise so he can work in the casino again and sus everything out as its 'had a remodel' thats where it is so far hope that makes sense lol
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 17:27:23

that's what you get for going out for a lay, affleck!! lol! he didn't watch the sweet WO and Dream video and learn how to not be a cad.
by mary on 2007-03-09 17:30:55

Sarahboo I am in the UK - currently in Kent!! Well done Perky for summarising all that!! Thanks for the update Op!
by dumbhippo on 2007-03-09 17:31:19

I am so tired - its now 00.32 for all UKcrackers - and afte a LONG day at work definatley time i went to bed - but I'll be back - I hope!!! Yay!!!!
by dumbhippo on 2007-03-09 17:32:47

00.33
by dumbhippo on 2007-03-09 17:33:10

00.34
by dumbhippo on 2007-03-09 17:34:21

ha ha ha - I'm so funny - night Lg15 - even though no-one is here :( !!!
by dumbhippo on 2007-03-09 17:35:01

wow it's 18: 34 here in texas. does that mean you uk folk are ahead of us in time? can you tell me what will happen in the future?
by mary on 2007-03-09 17:35:06

00.35
by dumbhippo on 2007-03-09 17:35:19

Yes Mary - in the future - it will get dark...
by dumbhippo on 2007-03-09 17:35:49

OMG you're right it's already starting to happen!!
by mary on 2007-03-09 17:36:53

really going now...!
by dumbhippo on 2007-03-09 17:36:59

They're gonna make out without DB haha!! Anyways if you guys wanta check out my photography you can at FANTiM.COM
by fantim on 2007-03-09 17:37:10

lol Mary - I'm just too good...! G'night!
by dumbhippo on 2007-03-09 17:37:35

gnight hippo!
by mary on 2007-03-09 17:38:18

seeing as how we just ate and it's starting to get dusky the puppies and i have decided to take a nap. we would like a new vid when we return :) but if we don't get one we will be patient! we love you Creators!
by mary on 2007-03-09 17:41:05

ok so that how not to kiss like a dead fish deserves to be on videojug it was great meep for love
by OpNanny on 2007-03-09 17:41:21

350 - Mary Hey I use Skype to take to my girl in the states. I'm in Japan.. well I also used it to break up with her.. so I guess she's not really my girl anymore. Anyways, skypes great.
by fantim on 2007-03-09 17:44:36

Hey guys :) I live in New England, and is it just me or is it COLD(this morning it was 0)! Lol. You know what I miss the most though....I miss wearing shorts, a t-shirt, with a nice big glass of ice cold water, curled up in my chair watching some proving science wrong. I know I cant have warmer weather.....SO CREATORES, IS THERE ANYWAY WE CAN HAVE SOMETHING FUN AGAIN LIKE A FEW MORE EPISODES OF PROVING SCIENCE WRONG?!?!?!? I have to say, the thing that i miss most about old LG15 was the proving science wrong....and Bree's room (i got so used to it, and now they're always on the run!) I dont know if its only me.....but i think other people agree with me.....right?
by stayinorder on 2007-03-09 17:54:46

#322 - Mary: Wow! Never thought of myself as a brilliant psychologist! Thank you! How'd I get there?
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 17:55:07

I just found Tachyon's song through Nikki Bower's myspace page! http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=160544845 Someone may have already posted this, but I just don't have the time to read through everything today. It's only been viewed 65 times, so maybe it's new?
by hwarner94 on 2007-03-09 18:06:41

I just realized that it's really Glenn Rubenstein's space (I linked to it through NB).
by hwarner94 on 2007-03-09 18:08:50

i may have forgotten to mention this, but i am perfect. i have perfect hair, perfect skin, perfect teeth, my armpits, legs, and bikini line all naturally don't grow hair, my facial features are all symmetrical and attractive, i have huge breasts and a tiny waist and long legs and.. you get the picture. as such, i would just like to say, that... DANIEL HAS UGLY TEETH AND BREE HAS UGLY EYEBROWS AND JONAS HAS UGLY HAIR AND LUCY HAS UGLY SUNGLASSES AND NIKKI B HAS UGLY PROPS AND GEMMA HAS AN UGLY ACCENT AND I HAVEN'T SEEN TACHY YET BUT SHE'S UGLY TOO!!! I HATE THEM AND I HATE THIS SHOW! AND YOU ARE ALL STUPID FOR COMMENTING BECAUSE YOU DON'T REALIZE IT'S FAKE! HAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE SO STUPID DON'T YOU KNOW THESE ARE ACTORS?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!???? s.a.r.a.h. i think it was your comment 250 that elevated you to briliant psychologist.
by mary on 2007-03-09 18:25:04

369: Now that's a product endorsement, lol!
by QtheC on 2007-03-09 18:29:15

i think 239 and 229 for the others
by mary on 2007-03-09 18:29:27

Um, Daniel sounds super sleazy in this vid. Not light and amused like he would have in the past, but smug and self-centered. This isn't the Beast I know and love. *puts hands on DB's forehead* Demon begone!
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 18:30:01

it's that wailing guitar in dnaile's video- we all know rock & roll are the work of the devil
by mary on 2007-03-09 18:32:34

* rock & roll *is* the work of the devil!! sorry
by mary on 2007-03-09 18:33:01

377 LIZARD YOU'RE ALIVE!!! Good to see you! *meep*
by Perky on 2007-03-09 18:33:08

Lizard, I didn't think he sounded creepy, but rather different. Then again, you're right now that I watch it one more time. Me thinks that he's just been hurt and is still hurt (by meeping Bree) and he's quite bored and annoyed. All these characters have changed a lot. I don't blame him for trying to think about himself this once since the girl he likes isn't responding. Meh
by blackitty on 2007-03-09 18:36:26

In light of 374, I'm not sure whether I should be more or less enthusiastic about possibly being second after Joe in Mary's LG15 comment board affections (see 322). ;) I have been told my nose is perfect, but everything else? not so much.
by QtheC on 2007-03-09 18:39:24

Blackitty - I agree with your last post. Daniel dropped everything for Bree; he has a right to think about himself. He does sound different, like he's trying to mask his annoyance/frustration with the situation between Bree and Jonas with lightheartedness. Like he's saying, "To hell with them!"
by brownpurse on 2007-03-09 18:39:26

Mary, I'm blushing! Be careful, my heads swelling and soon I won't be able to fit in here! But I do believe Daniel is quite hurt by Bree and Jonas.
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 18:41:55

Mary, You were perfect up until you said this is fake. *whispering in the dark, rocking back and forth* it's real it's real it's real Lizard is alive *lots of lightning n thunder* ALIVE! ALIVE!
by Joe on 2007-03-09 18:46:40

It's OK Joe, just close your eyes and think of Bree in her safari hat. Or the Grills video...it's Ok.
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 18:48:06

Perky! *takes pulse* By God, I am alive! :P LOL, I've been on vacation, which means I got NO work done and the due dates are going to rain down on my head soon hereafter. Buuut, at least I'm back with my reliable internet connection. MEEP! (Is that word starting to remind anyone else of the Smurfs saying "smurf"? "I meepin' need a new vid, even though having this one is meeptacular, but meep meep meep meep meep..."):) blackitty, I have trouble putting my finger on what's not sounding right to me. I think he sounded more flippant in previous vids. In this one, the words are flippant, like "whatever, Bree and Jonas, I want to get back to filming, you guys kill each other." The tone just doesn't fit. It almost reminds me of the OpAphid vid where he was drugged. I don't know whether to chalk it up to my imagination, bad acting, or if it was intended. Incidentally, I'm not saying Yousef is a bad actor. Quite the contrary, I usually think he's fantastic. But I figure it's like a bad hair day. It can happen to just about anyone. The words and the tone just don't match to me. I love Daniel Beast, but there's just something really thick and smug in his voice. I agree with the sentiments he's expressing here. He is fed up with them both, and I would be, too. If delivered differently, he'd have nothing but my sympathy. I get what you mean, though, blackitty. They have changed, and he's still coping with rejection, death, and being kidnapped.
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 18:53:30

sorry guys! i was in the middle of a dream where i was one of those hateful comment board people who like to point out the flaws of others while not realizing they're wasting their (and our) time enormously. i woke up though. i think. i'm pretty sure i did because my legs are hairy and not long. has anyone read "the colloid and the crystal"? there is a scientist and he has a wife who is perfect except for a tiny birthmark on her cheek and he removes it and she dies because perfection is for crystals which are dead and not living things... like danielbeast.
by mary on 2007-03-09 18:56:28

lizard, perhaps it's the joke about pay-per-view (which i didn't get until opnanny helped me out) suggesting that their fighting is simply amusing him, and he didn't want to be in the middle not because he wouldn't want to be in the middle but because he likes the fighting. and then his comment at the end, but the end comment can be seen as his saying to us "where would they be without me" to convince himself. or as dark foreshadowing. or as an infinite number of other things.
by mary on 2007-03-09 18:59:31

*holds up umbrella and peers out from underneath at Joe* Is this the part where I'm supposed to sit up off a stone slab, stretch my arms out, and go rampaging through the village? *fingers bolts in neck* Oh wow, where did these come from? Good to "see" you, Joe. :P
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 19:00:40

Hey all...my ears are burning...LOL
by WatchingOne on 2007-03-09 19:04:17

Now, let's remember Daniel is also fighting the alcohol demons too. He has things he needs to fix inside his head, the last time he got dragged down about Bree, he went out and got plastered drunk. (We all remember what happened then...stupid Cowboy) He says he doesn't want to do that again, he is probably mentally ripping himself apart. Alcohol is so much more easy to swallow than reality. If he talks it out, then he can get past the demons of alcohol. eh?
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 19:04:47

hey WO! indeed we were talking about you but it was all good stuff, and some people who had not yet seen your and dream's vid were swooning :)
by mary on 2007-03-09 19:07:33

Hiya Lizard! Hi Perky! Hi everyone! Hey Hippo, sorry I didn't catch you online tonight, was sleeping (how strange I'm awake again at US evening time, huh? lol.) ardra42, thanks for the congrats! :) mary, lol, yeah, let affleck watch our vid! Hey WO, Baby, love you! :)
by Dream on 2007-03-09 19:08:05

Swooning is good! We're here! Late and busy day at the office for me...a quick nap and some tired eyes for Dream (I love you, Baby! *meep*)
by WatchingOne on 2007-03-09 19:10:04

I think that's probably it, mary. I'm not used to him coming out and tooting his own horn, or being amused to see his friends fighting. I can see him taking a bit of spiteful joy in Bree being tormented, since she was so rotten to him, but what about Jonas? Where did all the "bro-ness" go? His buddy got tied up and treated like a criminal. Now he's unhappy and feeling betrayed by someone he took in and helped. What's so fun about that? And what has Daniel done that's so vital since then besides feed into it? I understand why. Daniel's a good guy, but he's only human and Bree's been a bit, um, witchy. But for meep's sake, these people are his friends! Btw, this is a personal hang-up, but talking about his friend's hot aunt sort of creeped me out a little, too. I don't care how old she is, it's WEIRD. Sister, maybe. Cousin... ok. But for some reason, no matter what he says I keep picturing an aunt knitting blankets and mailing birthday cards to Jonas with five dollar bills in them. Probably with the wrong age on the outside of the card. My aunts always thought I was still 10. I got a She-Ra doll for my fifteenth birthday. I don't even know where she got it from by then. She-Ra was so over.
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 19:10:23

The only problem I have with this video is the extreme closeup to his face. They do it with Bree and Jonas also. I guess it's realistic since the farthest they can hold the camera is arm lenght. But you can't really hold out your arm while holding a camera for too long so they have to hold the camera closer. They just need to find away around this. I really don't need to know if Jonas still has his tonsils. Mary, I just saw your picture, I think you do need to shave your legs. And arms, belly, back, ears, face, oh wait that's puppy. I wan't a puppy :(
by Joe on 2007-03-09 19:11:26

WO, since you're here now, do you want to enroll RaeRae and her dog? 297 RaeRae (send note) Says: March 9th, 2007 at 3:35 pm Dream- I’ve been inspired by Sarahboo and Fred the Worm. I just had a discussion with my dog. We would both like to join the defense team. She will act as my weapon. As a vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you… *MEEP MEEP*
by Dream on 2007-03-09 19:11:53

aw dream and WO's happiness makes the bitterness of the haters go away :) lizard i hope you kept the SheRa doll!!!!! she was the bomb! more specifically, her horse/unicorn was the bomb!!
by mary on 2007-03-09 19:14:21

How can I be a defender? What are the duties?
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 19:14:27

Hi, Dream! *waves enthusiastically."
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 19:15:01

i don't see any reason why a puppy and a carton of soy milk can't be as happy as a human woman in the uk and a human man in the us
by mary on 2007-03-09 19:16:49

Joe, I think Jonas' tonsils are sexy. Bree's and Daniel's... Well, I've seen better. I'm kidding. Seriously. mary, I used to have the whole She-Ra crew, from Bow to that little witch critter to the steed to the butterfly woman. But my mom chucked or donated all my old toys when I got older. :(
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 19:18:34

Lizard, Watch out for the villagers. They have pitchforks and torches and I don't think they're getting ready for a night hay tossing and square dancing. How do they keep those torches lit in this rain?
by Joe on 2007-03-09 19:19:04

Hey Lizard, glad you're around! Missed your smart comments! She-Ra was cool! :) S.A.R.A.H., you tell us how you would defend the Breeniverse from any attacks and what weapons you'd bring! (Cause yeah, it's a bring-your-own-weapon-army.)
by Dream on 2007-03-09 19:19:29

mary, that puppy is very sweet! But don't let it eat Fred the Worm!
by Dream on 2007-03-09 19:20:45

lizard, deep in my heart i knew you were a she-ra girl!
by mary on 2007-03-09 19:21:22

RaeRae...congratulations on being the newset member of the LG15 Defense Force!! *meep* Keep in mind, the Front Page Division must be alert at all times for possible infiltrators and spammers. Hit them with everything you've got!! An when they're down...hit 'em again!!!! Let that Lhaso Apso loose like they were a can of kibbles and bits!! Long live comments!!
by WatchingOne on 2007-03-09 19:22:44

his name is rory, like in the simpsons episode "101 greyhounds" where mr burns is going to kill all of santa's little helper's babies to make a coat but then one of them stands up on his hind legs "like a little rory calhoun" and then mr burns decides to keep that one. and turn the rest into his coat.
by mary on 2007-03-09 19:22:47

Dream: Oooh Oooh! I'll bring my big old fat head! My way with words will leave them in a tizzy! :O Does that work?
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 19:23:05

oh an he promises not to eat fred the worm and to be very careful when giving him kisses that he doesn't accidentaly swallow him
by mary on 2007-03-09 19:23:34

With Skype, a puppy and carton of soymilk can make it work. Skype can make any relationship work.
by Joe on 2007-03-09 19:25:07

Hiya WO and Dream and Joe and all you other Lonelycrackers! *pretending to do work while waiting for the Pitt game to start* *MEEP*
by Perky on 2007-03-09 19:25:39

OMG I know exactly where this is! This is Leo Carillo beach. I used to go camping here all the time. Pretty cool stuff. Oh yeah and our litte Danny Boy has a crush. XD
by ginny_potter on 2007-03-09 19:28:16

mary, yeah right... He promised....
by Dream on 2007-03-09 19:30:46

Hi Perky!1 *meep meep*
by WatchingOne on 2007-03-09 19:32:23

S.A.R.A.H., hmm, I think you need to find a real weapon... If you need inspiration... http://www.lonelygirl15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=Defense_force#Defense_Force_Warriors
by Dream on 2007-03-09 19:32:28

maybe i should get a worm and test him. it's ok, he's not a part of the defence force anyway. just me and my shovel and my 2x4 wingless, whenever you see this, "me and my shovel and my 2x4" sounds like a great song, if you get bored and inspired simultaniously
by mary on 2007-03-09 19:33:44

Joe, freakin' villagers. If it's not peasants with pitchforks, it's those meeping Japanese people as I stop through Tokyo spitting fire and battling Mothra. A giant evil lizard just can't catch a break! Thanks, Dream! Good to see you, too! I'll probably be around more, taking "breaks" from writing my appellate brief. Stupid Migratory Bird Treaty Act. I hate birds now. Except owls. Owls are cool. Mary, what gave me away? Was it the tattoo of the sword of power on my arm? :P I actually used to have the costume. Nothing fancy, mind, just the gold mask and the big glow-in-the dark sword.
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 19:33:57

Perky - Procrastinating again, I see...? LOL Well, Pitt games can be research as well...defensive and offensive small group tactics...in shorts... Joe -Yay for Skype!!!
by WatchingOne on 2007-03-09 19:34:05

Meep Perky!
by Joe on 2007-03-09 19:34:35

Joe, if the carton of soy milk is outspoken enough... I think a lot of things have happier long distance relationships with puppies than they would have if they were actually close... Including Fred the Worm...
by Dream on 2007-03-09 19:34:57

Please DREAM? Can my words count as a weapon against the terror that threatens our Breeniverse? my big phat head can be a weapon too. The enemy will my so dizzy in a tizzy, they'll be like "dubbuh dubbuh dubbuh huh?"
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 19:35:38

418 mary That line has the makings of a truly terrible country-western song. I hope wingless can do something with it. *meep*
by Perky on 2007-03-09 19:35:52

OK...I'll think of something better, DREAM. :)
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 19:36:54

420 WO To tell you the truth, I hate basketball and grotesquely tall men in shorts really don't do much for me... but it's Pitt and, well, in the 'Burgh you're a fan of anything with the name. *continues procrastination*
by Perky on 2007-03-09 19:38:32

424 Perky, if it's going to be a western song... wingless, please include Fred the Worm! Would fit in there perfectly! Lizard, yay for you being around more often! :) We did some quizzes lately and GF had forgotten who used to get quarters from other commenters - so it's about time you came back!
by Dream on 2007-03-09 19:38:46

S.A.R.A.H., you'll have to ask the commander about the words as weapon... I think it's a case of doubt... Commander WO, what do you say?
by Dream on 2007-03-09 19:40:07

S.A.R.A.H. - We all have dizzying wits on the LG15 Defense Force (or is it that we're just dizzy?) While I know your thought and head would certaintly daze the enemy.. we would appreciate something that involved mindless violence....er.....ummm... that would tactically do more physical damage....oh..not good either...Ummm.. would weaken the defenses of the enemy with as much pain as possible inflicted? Yeah, that sounds good....
by WatchingOne on 2007-03-09 19:41:28

Hey DREAM! My friend just handed me a toy sword from the Pirates of the Caribbean! Will that work?
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 19:41:58

Eep, Dream! I have been away too long! I just went and got $20 in quarters the other day. I am going to be doing laundry ALL WEEKEND LONG! Huzzah! Clean sheets, clean towels... I am never happier than when I'm surrounded by April freshness.
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 19:42:25

Lizard, Migratory Bird Treaty Act! Is that the reason why we have to let Canadian geese crap on American parking lots.
by Joe on 2007-03-09 19:42:47

It even goes "ching" "ching" when you move it! And my hardbook edition of Edgar Allen Poe Works. Whudduya say to that?
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 19:43:42

S.A.R.A.H. - I dunno... toy sword....huh? Is it electrified? or...OH! OH!... can it spray volcanic lava??!!!
by WatchingOne on 2007-03-09 19:44:48

Lizard..Yay for April freshness!!!
by WatchingOne on 2007-03-09 19:45:23

*gives Lizard another quarter just because of all the april freshness happiness*
by Dream on 2007-03-09 19:46:13

S.A.R.A.H., hmm, you can definitely kill someone with the Edgar Allan Poe hardbook addition. I'd say, that's good enough for the force! Plus, I personally like the fake sword. I'd say talk to Dr Immant about the use of fake swords, but unfortunately he disappeared (yes fake swords can't help with everything).
by Dream on 2007-03-09 19:48:22

Dream, As long as the puppy doesn't mark it's territory by peeing on the soymilk it will work out. This reminds me about my dog and when I got my first car. Everytime I came home from work he would always pee on one of the tires. He never did that with my dad or brother's car. He liked me more. I miss him.
by Joe on 2007-03-09 19:49:52

Ok, added RaeRae and S.A.R.A.H.! http://www.lonelygirl15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=Defense_force#Defense_Force_Warriors
by Dream on 2007-03-09 19:51:19

Joe, that's why Canadian geese can use the whole state of Virginia as their toilet if they want. Can't even kill one of those honking jerks in self-defense. WatchingOne- yay, indeed. :) It's far better than smelling the doggie butt on my bed. I spoil my dog, but I prefer the April freshness. :P Thanks, Dream! I'll dedicate my next clean comforter to you!
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 19:53:02

S.A.R.A.H you can open the Edgar Allan Poe hardbook and then slam it shut on someone's nose really hard. And every time you do it you say "Never more"
by Joe on 2007-03-09 19:54:23

Woo Hoo! I'm in! I will defend the Breeniverse with Honor! Thank you! Armed and ready for action!
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 19:55:36

Can't we use the Patriot Act to arrest the Canadian geese and send them to Cuba without a trial indefinitely?
by Joe on 2007-03-09 19:58:15

Joe, great visual! "Never more!" S.A.R.A.H., congrats!! Lizard, awww, you dedicated a clean comforter to me...
by Dream on 2007-03-09 19:58:37

Oh Joe! You know me so well! I was also thinking we could use it like Bree does. That biblio-thingy!
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 20:02:13

I am so excited about being indicted, I am forgetting my words. Thank goodness DREAM & WO decided I needed something a little than my words to defend the Breeniverse!
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 20:03:35

Ooops, inducted! NOT indicted! :O
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 20:04:02

Wait, I don't know what I mean anymore....ugh!
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 20:04:40

Joe LMFAO !!! " Never more" and Patriot Act versus Geese... you're on a roll, dude!!! *MEEP*!!
by WatchingOne on 2007-03-09 20:04:58

Joe, I'm not sure. Canadian geese have rights, you know, and outside of Virginia, are very highly thought of. I think California is going to elect a Canadian goose as governor once Arnold's term is over. Of course, Dream. What are fellow LG15 fans for?
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 20:05:19

The last few videos, when I went to take a nap...when I came back there was video. I need to calm down from my new position on the Defense Team. See you later, all.
by S.A.R.A.H. on 2007-03-09 20:09:36

"I am so excited about being indicted" I don't think anyone has ever said before, ever.
by Joe on 2007-03-09 20:09:43

Yeah I guess I can't be too much of an advocate of Canadian Geese rights...they're pooping all over Lizard's stuff and all..HEY! Is that biological warfare???!! Perky??? Ruling , please???
by WatchingOne on 2007-03-09 20:12:12

453 I'm calling in Homeland Security analysts as we speak. Preliminary ruling - Canadian geese are a biological terrorism threat. Please keep your respirators and anti-bacterial soap nearby for your own health. *meep*
by Perky on 2007-03-09 20:14:49

What if we accuse the geese of being part of the order?
by Joe on 2007-03-09 20:17:15

It's obvious I'm a late commenter when the last comment I see is about Canadian geese, which don't appear ion the video at all. I loveloveloveloveloveloveloveloveLOVE Daniel Beast!!! ♥ W.W.B.D. - What would Beasty do? Hit the beach! rawr! I'm glad Beasty's getting his mind off stupid whiny self-centered Bree. Maybe, just maybe Jonas' aunt will be a nice, simple woman who will fall in love with Beast and have his babies. Or maybe, just maybe Jonas' aunt will blind Bree and Daniel with her camera, knock them over the head unconscious, jump on their bellies, then chop them up in itty bitty pieces, stick the pieces on toothpicks and drown them in fondue. You never know. Lonelygirl15 is just so chock-full of surprising plot twists! Byes, Amanda (copperboom)
by copperboom on 2007-03-09 20:17:28

Joe, if we do that, we disappear. Those geese have some powerful friends. One of them is Tom Cruise's Scientology teacher.
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 20:18:40

i don't think jessica rose is a good actress. daniel dumb beast needs to brush his rabbit teeth too.
by rocky on 2007-03-09 20:20:34

Copperboom, Canadian geese were in this video. If Daniel didn't hold the camera so close to his face the entire time we would have seen them. They're the real watchers. Fear the Canadian geese *in deep scary echoing voice* FEAR THEM!
by Joe on 2007-03-09 20:22:30

OMG Joe!!! You're right!!! We're ALL being watched by Canadian Geese!!!! And they're pooping on us!!! And they're Scientologists!!! And Watchers!!! And they're pooping on us!!! EEP!!!
by WatchingOne on 2007-03-09 20:25:31

I better find a new video waiting for me tomorrow! It'll be a great birthday present. I'm turning 18 ^^
by Nalendis on 2007-03-09 20:26:39

Boy, am I glad that I'm in Europe.
by Dream on 2007-03-09 20:26:55

Only cause of the Canadian geese of course
by Dream on 2007-03-09 20:27:27

szkjlhsjdh I wish I were in Europe. Because of the Canadian geese, of course.
by JaneyLane on 2007-03-09 20:33:45

That's why Tachyon and Brother fly around in a helicopter. So they can chop up the geese with the propellers. They're part of scientology? We're doomed! *running through streets with tin foil hat screaming* Soilent green is made out of scientologist canadian geese droppings
by Joe on 2007-03-09 20:36:17

I hate it when Scientologists poop all over me. Makes me angry. Plus, I have to spend more precious quarters to get it out of my clothes. I think they're targeting me, guys. I have suspicious "bird residue" all over my car. The Order is trying to warn me away. I must be getting close to something. Maybe I've learned too much about the Migratory Bird Treeaty Act that jeopardizes the Canadian geese...
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 20:38:05

Joe said: "Soilent green is made out of scientologist canadian geese droppings" *shakes head* Joe, there are no words.
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 20:39:00

Did I go too far?
by Joe on 2007-03-09 20:43:37

wow, reading your comments I am more and more convinced that Canadian geese are to blame for the spread of Bird Flu. They must be stopped, or American is next!
by blackitty on 2007-03-09 20:44:33

No, Joe. You went just far enough. I now know why soilent green was green...
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 20:46:19

blackitty, they must be stopped. I mean, Daniel was just out in the open, on the beach. What if a goose had gotten him? One plop and that boy could be toast.
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 20:47:09

Lizard, I'm sure if we all join forces, we can stop them! We have forces in the US ready to fight. We have forces in the UK that recently fought off a bird flu outbreak. They know what they're doing. These Canadian geese have nothing against us.
by blackitty on 2007-03-09 20:50:14

If we speed up global warming the Canadian geese wont migrate to the US during the winter anymore. You all need to do your part. I live in New Jersey, we've done enough.
by Joe on 2007-03-09 20:58:19

I just went outside to get something out of my car...and it's freezing!! And by freezing I mean 60 degrees. And so I blame Jonas.
by blackitty on 2007-03-09 21:00:08

blackitty, you give me hope again. Joe, wow, yeah, you guys have done enough. I'll pitch in. I'm going to launch a reunion tour of all the 80's hair bands. I think the amount of aerosol hair spray required will be enough to cause the climate shift of several planets.
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 21:03:31

60 degrees? I can't even remember when it was 60.
by Joe on 2007-03-09 21:03:36

Lizard, All the guys from the 80's hair bands are old and lost all their hair. Actually their heads are bald but their ears, noses, and other places have started to grow lots of hair. So your plan might still work.
by Joe on 2007-03-09 21:08:00

Joe, they're bringing furry back.
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 21:11:25

No, wait... maybe they just have furry backs...
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 21:11:45

hey! i live in south texas! can i have it be 60 degrees?
by mary on 2007-03-09 21:16:28

hey nalendis happy birthday tomorow!
by mary on 2007-03-09 21:17:44

They look like they're wearing sweaters, but sadly they are not.
by Joe on 2007-03-09 21:18:12

canada huh. what a good cover. i never would've thought canada. damn order geese!
by mary on 2007-03-09 21:18:20

Yeah Mary, Canada looks innocent on the surface. But they have a deep dark evil secret, their geese. That's why their borders are so open. They're hoping the geese leave and never come back.
by Joe on 2007-03-09 21:22:13

Canadian geese...yuck. I remember not being able to play on the grassy parts of the school playground when I was younger because of all the goose poop. They're not afraid of people either. If you walk near them they just stare you down.
by hwarner94 on 2007-03-09 21:23:38

Can't they just chase them out on mooseback?
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 21:24:23

geese aren't afraid- they'll charge a moose
by mary on 2007-03-09 21:25:49

I think our wild turkeys here in Mass could take the geese down. Those things are vicious.
by hwarner94 on 2007-03-09 21:26:12

we're not talking ducks here
by mary on 2007-03-09 21:26:38

wow, mary. I think I'd like to see that.
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 21:27:21

turkeys are also smarter- they would win on tactical abilities send the geese to mass!
by mary on 2007-03-09 21:27:24

yeah lizard i don't even know who would win, to be honest. i've heard many a story of kids getting chased and bitten by geese. stupid kids. they run up on the geese thinking they'll take off like ducks or other birds, but no, they just get meeped.
by mary on 2007-03-09 21:28:57

the dogs and i are stuffed on enchiladas and beans and rice. once again, we must nap.
by mary on 2007-03-09 21:30:39

Send them my way, the turkeys and the seagulls that dive bomb parking lot trash (flying rats I swear) will have them running for the border. Although they haven't seemed to deter them over the past few decades, but this could be the year!
by hwarner94 on 2007-03-09 21:33:54

I played tic-tac-toe against a turkey once, he won everytime. So I ate him for Thanksgiving. How's that for tactical.
by Joe on 2007-03-09 21:34:55

that's some pretty vicious revenge joe! remind me to let you win should we play tic-tac-toe. but if we're playing twister, i'm pulling out all the stops. so don't eat me.
by mary on 2007-03-09 21:37:18

Oh no. If you want smarts, and I'm talking wicked-bad battle tactics and street wisdom, we need those flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz. You don't mess with those guys. They'll mess your little dog UP, man. I think they could throw down with the geese.
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 21:37:58

lizard, though i agree with you 100%, i would be a bit afraid to approach them to ask for their help. maybe we could discuss it over skype skype should be paying the Creators
by mary on 2007-03-09 21:39:20

499. So should 7-11. Meep Now I want a slurpee
by blackitty on 2007-03-09 21:43:33

Whatever happens to the geese, there cannot be witnesses. A window washer was attacked by a seagull here last year and he defended himself resulting in the untimely death of the seagull. Witnesses were traumatized! It was all the window washer's fault! He was charged and faced serious jail time for animal cruelty. People take their birds pretty seriously up here Ok, the throwback hippies take them seriously, the rest of us just want to hunt them and/or eat them.
by hwarner94 on 2007-03-09 21:43:35

and by 499 I meant 498
by blackitty on 2007-03-09 21:43:49

Twister, I never could get my left foot on that yellow circle.
by Joe on 2007-03-09 21:44:06

whoa 500! that's crazy. i'm writing a seminar paper on the animal welfare act, sort of. i'm surprised he faced jail time. was he a minority and/or poor?
by mary on 2007-03-09 21:46:30

Hwarner94, Maybe the throwback hippies just really hate window washers and were just looking for any excuse to get rid of one of them.
by Joe on 2007-03-09 21:47:05

Hmm... I think distance is good with these monkeys. I don't know what kind of pay they'd want, either.
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 21:48:08

True, maybe he wasn't using 'green' cleaning products.
by hwarner94 on 2007-03-09 21:48:56

speaking of window washing, would one of you yankees inform me as to whether there are still chimney sweeps?
by mary on 2007-03-09 21:52:35

Maybe we could dress the geese in fur and trick the hippies into fighting them.
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 21:53:15

No, he was wiping the windows counter clockwise instead of clockwise. It has something to do with the coriolis effect.
by Joe on 2007-03-09 21:54:02

We could tell the hippies the geese are just noisy models for J-Lo's new clothing line.
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 21:54:44

*cornwalis effect, joe
by mary on 2007-03-09 21:54:46

New video *meep*
by Perky on 2007-03-09 21:55:09

hey lizard there's an idea... and we could insinuate that the geese are suggesting to women that the ideal woman should be anorexic
by mary on 2007-03-09 21:55:34

they would be banned from european fashion shows at least
by mary on 2007-03-09 21:56:22

and you know what that is? that's progress.
by mary on 2007-03-09 21:56:39

Mary, Sure there are. Why?
by Joe on 2007-03-09 21:58:18

Seriously, new video. http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=203
by Perky on 2007-03-09 22:00:57

i was just curious, thinking about dangerous jobs like washing windows. the debate over safety vs. a means of employment for orphan boys is one i don't know which side i fall on.
by mary on 2007-03-09 22:01:33

With those long necks they look anorexic.
by Joe on 2007-03-09 22:01:46

mary, you're a genius!
by Lizard on 2007-03-09 22:02:41

DB? hmm.... why do u think jonas' aunt is hot??? that is rly weird.
by here4laffs on 2007-03-10 11:35:04

Someone could land a plane on those teeth. Go see an orthodontist.
by KellyInside222 on 2007-03-11 13:59:32

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by Minty on 2007-03-11 21:12:48

As I was saying.... I *heart* DB :)
by Minty on 2007-03-11 21:15:10

it is really amazing go and check it out http://www.lost.eu/2c0b2
by porreins on 2007-05-04 22:45:47

Daniel is having way too much fun with that camera, lol.
by darkicexiii on 2007-08-04 23:17:54

Ok, I love this show... but is it ridiculous to anyone else that somehow they manage to stay together and progress while having this much drama???
by jafin on 2007-10-21 23:59:13

Daniels teeth bother me...........idk.
by littlemisseile17 on 2008-03-23 00:49:01

why are they only using bree's acount. are the others not safe or somthing?????
by willsbaby on 2008-03-30 11:04:56

528- i agree. totally.
by thenamesbecky on 2008-04-24 13:40:16

watching film of the beach is boring. like if i i wanted to see a beach, id go to one.
by cleversmynamee on 2008-05-27 14:22:00

1) ew dan your a freakin skeez your crushing on your friends AUNT like jonas' moms sister. eww! 2) daniels whole face bothers me. the length of everything, his teeth, his face in general, his nosee like everything on him is so... narrow.
by cleversmynamee on 2008-05-27 14:26:06

Why are you guys so retarded, Like uhh why bash someone for no dam reason. Ohh everything about him is narrow, You dont like what his teeth look like. You people posting this retarded posts are most likely ugly as shit and have no life so you sit and watch web shows all day. Like come on these guys are genious for pulling this show off, And its still going. You guys are bunch of morons specialy this cleversmynamee dood. Shut the hell up, No body cares about your dam opinion. I dont even want to picture what you look like.
by ipwnnoobs on 2008-06-27 18:03:01